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feeling a deep sense of kinship with danny here

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my first word was dada. yes like the art movement i was a precocious child

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aaaa thank you (obrigada??? n sei em q língua agradecer 😭)

OK - SATOH

Antes de Tudo - Liniker

Lonely in Gorgeous - Tommy february6

Flor de Lis - Djavan

Gratitud - Los Espiritus

@haedgaf @beewrite @miww0 @auspiciousavery @grayviola @birds-inmymouth @seshrat @the-queer-demon @saintbanquo @wdapteo

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When you get this ask you have to put 5 songs you listen to, post it, then send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (positive vibes are cool)

1:coming undone by korn

2:pressure by muse

3:lifetime achievement award by lemon demon

4:pseudologia fantastica by foster the people

5:GMFU by odetari

& im not sure if im doing this right because i never did answers on here before but here goes nothing lol

@crazycratebreaker @emmasmudge @oninonring (im not sure if oninonring is following me or not but they're a person i would love to get to know better) @dogbound1128 @sleuth-hounds @valoo622 @meet-you-at-the-cemetery-gates @deathnot-e @shinyeeveelynn & @blackheartbiohazards

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It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

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he's been waiting YEARS to finally be able to say this

🐯: its better than i expected

🐻: its not just better than expected, shouldnt you say its beyond my imaginations to say youre impressed?

🐯:wow korea

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@meme-meupthotty i read your tags like timmy and tommy dialogue i hope you know that

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et tu brute?

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the most #UselessLesbian thing i have ever done was when i was trying to figure out if this girl liked me or not, just constantly arguing with myself about it, and after a couple, uh, months, of this, i was like, “god i wish i could just like… go to court and lay out all this evidence and have a couple lawyers argue over the TRUE MEANING of her text messages, and then a judge tells me if she likes me or not.” and then the proverbial lightbulb went off over my proverbial head, and i dug into my mock trial folder from high school and found the trial guidelines and i wrote out an entire trial transcript featuring a plaintiff (me), my attorney (my wildest hopes and dreams), a defense attorney (my worst fears and insecurities), and a judge (my desperate attempt at rationality). the final product was several thousand words long. it clarified nothing. at any point in this process did it occur to me to ask her how she felt about me? absolutely not. did i ever stop and think, “hey, maybe i should tell her that i like her?” absolutely not. that’s for people who take risks and i don’t take risks i take myself to court in my own head.

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as if we haven't seen the jarms before

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happy ides of march for those who celebrate

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so the house of representatives just passed a bill that will now move to the senate to BAN tik tok completely in the united states and they are expected to argue that “national security risks” outweigh the freedom of speech and first amendment rights. biden has already said that if it gets to him, he will sign it. whether or not you use the app…….this is something to be worried about

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Quickest way to my heart? Stab wound probably.

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it's almost that time of the year folks. grab yer knives

reblog for extra stabbing

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happy ides of march eve remember to completely disregard any weird happenings or foreboding omens and look forward to tomorrows beautiful day

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Happy Pi Day the 14th everyone! Every year I share this dumb character I created years ago. I should redraw this. Would LOVE to make a short film about The Baker one day...