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Every so often it hits me anew how insane the tawny man trilogy was.. when i started assprentice never in a million did i think there would be master/servant roleplay & gay mindsex two trilogies later

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someone do the "down boy" "arf" meme with fitzloved they were litcherally made for it

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best thing in the entire world is rbing an Amber post calling her wife and then going into the tags on said post and seeing beloved mutual after beloved mutual also calling Amber their wife wow life is beautiful when you're a fandom full of Wife Guys let's all never change

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that part when althea was stuck in her cabin really reminded me of this

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mental health so bad I'm considering an RotE reread

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the vixen queen

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burrich being angry with fitz for behaving too much like an animal... my brother in el YOU put him in a dog's stall

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Bc of tragediegh and leafykat's modern AUs I can't stop thinking about how much of a hot mess and how hilariously contradictory Fitz would be as a person in our world.

It's like. He'd simultaneously be filthy rich and incredibly poor. He'd be well-loved but mistreated and neglected and manipulated. He'd have owned 584948 dogs in his lifetime. He'd wear the same hoodie without washing it for 3 years straight. He'd heavily abuse the medicinal marijuana he gets for the seizures he barely has anymore. He's done like 58 different kinds of jobs. He uses all-in-one soap in the shower for his hair and entire body. He's writing a memoir but regularly burns the pages. He will wear the same shirt for 5 days straight. He has an estranged child and partner who his foster dad shacked up with. His only form of entertainment is reading organic gardening how-to's and hiking trail reviews. He's bi but represses it. He shows up to a high school reunion and people think he gatecrashed it because they don't recognise him. He has a criminal record. His bookcase is full of botanical illustration compendiums fastidiously organised by subject and alphabetical order. He's behind on all his bills but he won't ask anyone for money. He owns a shiny dark blue mercedes that his best friend bought him but he walks everywhere. He is unspeakably hot.

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truly one of my favorite things about rote is the sheer diversity of bad fathers. robin hobb said there's a lot of ways to fuck up a kid then spent 16 books providing as many examples as she could

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Sorry things got heated talking about bisexual disaster king burrich it will happen again

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Thick:

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Civil: *tears back the tent flap* I knew it! You two ARE having sex!

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I am going to become violent. he loved her so much. he loved her so much

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post quarrel quest to find where fitz gets the audacity

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I’ve been watching too much Malcolm in the Middle

(part 2)

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came back wrong

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realm of the elderlings animatic! song is never love an anchor