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goodbye

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hey sexy. I can tell by the frequency of your blog updates that you are once again avoiding it all

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a court of thorns and roses. ballad of songbirds and snakes. bowl of macaroni and cheese

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i want devices that are functional and hardy and i want them to last and fuck the rest of the shit i dont need. my ds and 3ds can lie in sleep mode for months if not years and i can pop them open and they've still got two or three bars left. my old phones in high school could go days without a charge. if i leave my nintendo switch on the floor for a few days doing absolutely fuck all nothing i will turn it on and it will cry to me mother i am dying. i am dying mother. and i tell him he'll never be half the man his brother was and he can't hear me because he's dead

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I am a fucking genius btw. The zipper of my boot has worn down in a way where it wouldn't stay up on its own, so I sewed little loops onto my pant legs so I could clip my zippers on them to keep them up.

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^_____^

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1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.

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hate how they forced bugs bunny into anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, as if bugs bunny wouldn’t love smoking weed 

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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE NEANDERTHAL CHILD WITH DOWN'S SYNDROME? Because they're all I've been thinking about when I'm sad for the past few days. Their existence makes me less sad.

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Yeah it was me, I made the Cool S sword.

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Genuinely what was the point of quoting this

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I love when a meme gets so many steps away from its source material that it would be completely incomprehensible if I didn't know what today's date was