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so I learned embroidery recently

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so if "impotent" means you can't get hard, then what does "omnipotent" mean?

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”are you a boy or a girl” actually I’m Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the Federation starship Enterprise

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so how about them wedding bell blues?

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i just rescued a pill bug they’re gonna reward me with a million pill bucks i’m gonna be a fucking pillionaire

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im really enjoying star trek TNG. i like the episode about the feminist planet of submissive breedable men and when Data tries to get nb points by being like “mistress although i have a weiner i am not a man” and she’s like Hmm. Very Interestint. Guards, Fuck This Man And See What He Knows About Fucking

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wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

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pro tip: everytime you feel the urge to say "im just a girl" try switching it up with "i am but an insect"

Now you dont have to engage with cutesy misogyny and the right people will know you are samsaposting :)

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dear baby bats and new goths:

polyester is plastic. most lace you buy, is polyester. when it gets hot out, and you hear a voice in your head saying "oh I can wear this, it's long-sleeves, but it's mesh/lace and very lightweight!" that's the devil talking. you will be wearing plastic that does NOT breathe, and you will be dying of heatstroke.

sincerely, a grown adult goth who still hasn't managed to learn this, and Suffered today.

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James Gunn’s thesis statement for his Superman is simple and effective: "Be good. Do good. Be human despite the bad things. That is the most punk rock thing in a world so stoic and cynical."

And that’s how it should be. That’s beautiful, the new Superman movie is beautiful.

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Mood post Superman

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Shoutout to Superman (2025) for making it incredibly fucking clear that Superman is for good people. He’s hope. He’s love. He’s supportive. He’s an immigrant. He supports Palestine. He loves animals. He protects children.

The movie is a light. If you’ve been feeling really depressed about the world lately I’d highly suggest watching Superman.

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the thing is. ok bear with me. picard is literally gay

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