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just watched pink flamingos (1972) today and like what the fuck???? the entire movie is just so bizarre and disgusting and surreal and filthy and perfect and vengeful and punk rock 😿😿 loved the liberalism in this and it was WAYYY ahead of its time but i'd personally never recommend ts to anyone because tw: r4pe, c4nnibalism, h0mophobia and anything you could ever imagine... anyways,, very fucked up movie but i lowkey liked it 🥀

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THIS IS BORING! YOU’RE BORING! YOU. ARE SO. BORING! COLORLESS, FLAVORLESS, DULL. DULL. DULL NIGHTS, DULL WEEKS, DULL MONTHS, DULL AS FUCK! SUFFOCATION BY THE WORLDS’ SOFTEST, BEIGEST PILLOW! THE TEN HOURS I SPENT WITH THAT BOY WERE MORE EXCITING. WERE MORE FASCINATING! THAN DECADES WITH YOU! OH THERE IT IS. THE HALF BLANK, HALF APOCALYPTIC LOOK. BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN TONIGHT, HUH? DO YOU WANNA LICK MY BOOTS? OR CHOP MY HANDS OFF? IS IT THE GREMLIN OR THE GOOD NURSE TONIGHT? HUH? PICKIN’ LINT OFF THE SOFA? OKAY, OKAY. LET’S WAKE THE BOY UP, AND LET’S TRY YOU. I’M THE VAMPIRE ARMAND AND MY DADDY VAMPIRE GROOMED ME INTO A LITTLE BITCH!

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“i’m a top” “im a bottom” okay??? im the vampire armand and my daddy vampire groomed me into a little BITCH. but the vampires who murdered my daddy made me pretend i didn’t have a DICK for 240 years

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armand and louis are like that couple that have a baby to save their marriage but instead of having a baby they emotionally torture an old man that they both kind of want to fuck

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the renaissance of freaky vampires in media makes me so unbelievably happy it’s what god intended.

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daniel calling armand “old man” is soooooooo

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Yeah iwtv is like twilight reimagined but with an old guy and I LOVE it for it. I imagine Daniel as like Bella and instead of an high school its just gay clubs and he’s meeting up with this mean girls esque group of (currently not known) vampires (and then I think Bella got pregnant right?) Daniel interviewing them again = pregnancy arc

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Those vampires were kinky as hell like holy roleplaying is this BDSM.. headcanon Louis hung around those bdsm sex clubs in the 70/80’s not just gay clubs. He is a FREAKK.

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OMGGG PLEASEE TOXIC LESMAND LIVE FOREVER

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Vampires are lowkey made to be rich cause imagine you have medium long hair or whatever and you got turned.. couldn’t you NOT just cut off your hair and keep selling it. Like become a hair supplier and be vague asf about its origins. Or like honestly keep committing identity fraud, keep moving a lot and KEEP your old fortune. Like destroy all legal records containing your face and fingerprints etc etc and like keep it in the family pretty much.

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Don’t you just LOVE elder on elder abuse

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this is so funny. his little half smile at seeing how badly he startled meg. what the fuck is his problem genuinelyzuiwlskwiqj

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Wow I love the reanimator trilogy!

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Zake zmerica zreat zagain

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My brainwaves are arrhythmitic like the salutatorian human fly

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Fr like imagine if Herbert West went to therapy WHO would be reanimating the dead for us right now. Like where did you think babies and old people come from.. storks? It’s from Herbert West obviously

Herbert West wanted Daniel Cain to stay with him so bad he put up a creature who's only purpose was to love Dan. The creature who could do nothing else but love Dan. The creature who torn herself apart because Dan didn't love her back.

I fear gay people back in the day were just built different. Now it's all casual dating and therapy🙄🙄🙄

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Dan Cain won the girlfriend lottery and fumbled it for toxic yaoi. Then he won the toxic yaoi lottery and fumbled THAT for a bad character played by a terrible actress. Total loser. Love him to death.