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Reader: You are the greediest, most gluttonous dam cat I have ever met in my life.

Kitty Dante being held by the scruff in air jail after stealing and chowing down an entire steak that Reader had cooked for dinner: Mrrrooowww

Reader: I should rename you to Gluttonous Beast instead of a video game character.

Kitty Dante: Meeeoooow?

Reader, annoyed: Don't act all cute like that! I am still putting you in air jail!

*20 minutes later*

Kitty Vergil: Was it worth it?

Kitty Dante, now in a cat vest being held up by some rope that was attached to the ceiling fan: Hell yeah, that stake was good as hell.

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I've just had this in my head for like a good few days. I can just imagen kitty Dante being one of those hella massive cats that does silly stuff just to see what he can get away with

- 💫 anon

“Dante you and your fatass. You lucky you cute”

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Just saw a post asking how tall people are and now I want to make it a poll. Apologies to people in the fringe height categories, you do not get specifics.

I had to consult a chart for this

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*cools ur dashboard down*

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Hear y'all like rats.

You can get your rat ass prints also:

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do you ever think about dead versions of yourself that are fossilized in someone else's mind

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"Do you have anything to say?"

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I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

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Gripping Mystery: someone you've never seen before in your life is marked “👥 Mutuals” in your notes. Now you must figure out who the fuck changed their URL and PFP at the same fucking time.

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Girl wearing a collar and leash with a big orange vest that reads "Therapy Dog" cheerfully ordering two cheeseburgers for herself and the socially anxious girl holding the other end of the leash

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Sidon stuck doing sewage treatmenT (based on the ‘this is fine’ meme) for Zora May!

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Stevie Nicks 1975

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First four days of Huevember! I love this art month ^_^ I'm doing all Totk/BotW themed arts this year!

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I made a field guide about Zora’s Domain (but it’s magical) (and glows in the dark!)

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