forbiddenforestofdesire
forbiddenforestofdesire
Let's get weird
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proship fanfic writer, lost the email for other account. Ao3: forbidden_forest_of_desire32F18+ only!!
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forbiddenforestofdesire · 6 hours ago
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I hate having to post political posts like this nut he we are again. Anybody from the UK wanna sign this. Folks from outside the UK maybe share it?
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forbiddenforestofdesire · 6 hours ago
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TIL anyone who's going to overwinter in Antarctica has to have had their appendix out. Because removing an appendix that's not causing any trouble just as a precaution is way better than having one that's about to burst when you're on the ass-end of the planet with no way to be rushed to a hospital if shit gets real.
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forbiddenforestofdesire · 6 hours ago
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the colors of the sunrise
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forbiddenforestofdesire · 7 hours ago
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“my teenage child is so selfish” is an interesting thing I only see online moms say about their daughters. I’ve never seen one say it about their son. I think it’s because daughters enter the teenage years and begin developing critical thinking skills and independence and it enrages these parents who were using their kids as their own little therapists and unpaid domestic laborers.
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can you give us a hint towards your friend’s fandom? media type. a letter. anything. i’m dying to know.
-shoving my hands deep into my trench coat pockets- okay can you be cool? Can you be trusted to just... be chill. About this. We're all just being chill and cool here, yeah? And not canceling anyone over terrible media taste, yeah??
“Goddammit Stan!!” “What?!” Stan asked. “YOU CAN'T. SAY. ‘KILLED.’ ON TIKTOK, STAN!!!!!!!! YOU NEED TO SAY UNALIVED!!!!" Cartman yelled. "What the fuck are you talking about. Kenny's dead!!!!!!!" Stan answered. "Shhs hhs hhhhs shshhh SHUT UP. GODDAMMIT. We need to do it over." Cartman repositioned his phone, fiddling, until it was tight in Stan’s face. "Okay now say: 'Oh my god, they unalived Kenny.'"
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it's mouth season
(95º and 77% humidity)
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#TextileTuesday:
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“Border fragment of wool with a continuous band of #hummingbirds and fringelike appendages representing beans. Early Nasca [Nazca, Peru, c.1-450 CE]. Pollination of bean plants by birds may be suggested here. Border was formed using a needle-knit stemstitch.”
On display at American Museum of Natural History [41.2/6321]
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when i was little i thought martha’s vineyard was a literal vineyard owned by martha stewart
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need to find more characters who avoid sex/dating not because they're asexual or because of sexual trauma but due to entirely unrelated lifelong psychological problems that have made them uninterested in acting upon desire or have a hard time feeling anything at all that isn't unrelenting grief. uh for a friend, not for me of course
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i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues
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NON SIGN II is a billboard created in 2010 by Lead Pencil Studio and is located near the Canada-US border in Washington. It consists of thousands of stainless steel rods.
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A woman made a TikTok video after stepping into her boyfriend’s garage to get some air during a panic attack and finding all the doors were padlocked shut from the inside, barricaded with the windows blacked out with cardboard. She was like “Is this a red flag? Is this weird? I can’t trust my instincts because I have C-PTSD.” and all of the men in the comments were ripping her to shreds and saying she’s just insecure. Like, no girl. If I stepped into someone’s garage and they had it locked up like the Hope Diamond , I’d also start spiraling. I don’t care how valuable your motorcycle is or how bad the neighborhood is, the totally blocked off chained up no light room IS creepy.
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Ford Dress-up Week 👀
Day 4: Swimwear
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forbiddenforestofdesire · 2 days ago
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find it really funny that one of discord's loading quotes is "back in the day, discord used to be a browser app! can you imagine?" like. getting a little big for your britches aren't you, electron app
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forbiddenforestofdesire · 2 days ago
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You have been visited by the Badger of Executive Function!
May this tenacious beastie grant you the strength to break through whatever is holding you back from completing that important task you've been meaning to get to, and the energy and motivation to
Do The Fucking Thing.
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forbiddenforestofdesire · 2 days ago
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You have to admit it's funny
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