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[fordpregzine]

I'm reminding you all to go do your part, to make this for charity zine happen.

The charity in question?

Planned Parenthood. Make it happen.

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT FINALE POLL 3

[Poll 1, Poll 2]

PROPAGANDA:

[Grunkle Ford]

"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."

"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.

reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.

one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"

so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."

"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."

[Garak]

"Because he would be soooo annoying about it and it would be funny."

[fordpregzine]

I'm reminding you all to go do your part, to make this for charity zine happen.

The charity in question?

Planned Parenthood. Make it happen.

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT FINALE POLL 1

[Poll 2, Poll 3]

PROPAGANDA:

[Grunkle Ford]

"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."

"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.

reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.

one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"

so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."

"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."

[Julian]

"he is EXTREMELY submissive and breedable."

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[fordpregzine]

If you need someone to make fanfic for this…

Keep an eye out for when [if] we have contributor applications at the end of the poll!

[fordpregzine]

Immediately following, I can’t wait to see the fanart pouring in

We can't wait either!

[fordpregzine]

I swear to GOD Stanford better win that tournament so this goes ahead 🙏🙏🙏

We can only hope, anon!

[fordpregzine]

Absolute legend, this is some insane level of propaganda you got going in here

Thank you! I intend to use my gathered organizational skills towards a good cause, and already have numerous people behind the scenes backing the zine as well.

All for the cause of getting that [OLD MAN PREGNANT].

And also maybe Planned Parenthood. We'll see.

[fordpregzine]

HAVE YOU LOOKED AT FORD PINES RECENTLY AND SAID. WOW. THIS IS A VERY BREEDABLE MAN? I would love to make art or writing of this? Or perhaps read it all in once place?

You all can make it happen by voting right at this poll!

Coming from a long line of Gravity Falls zines that have popped up this is just the newest in a long line of fantastic zines out there coming right to your front door!

... Metaphorically. This will be a digital zine.

The one catch?

THIS ZINE WILL ONLY START INTEREST CHECKS AND FURTHER IF FORD WINS THE WHOLE NEED HIM PREGNANT TOURNMAENT!

SO GO OUT NOW! VOTE ON YOUR PHONES. GET THIS OLD MAN PREGNANT. Do it now! Get him ahead of the game! Let him win so we can all come together in some beautiful zine work!

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT GROUP ONE *FINALS

*The winner of this matchup will represent their bracket in the inter-group finale poll(s).

PROPAGANDA:

[Dean]

"hes so breedable. hed be such a good mom."

"we need a supernatural sequel somehow."

"He’s the reason we have the concept of Omegaverse. Destiel had a part of the development of Ao3. Most people consider the Destiel Love Confession scene as a reliable news source. This used to be THE Supernatural Destiel website. Don’t do my boy Dean dirty like this, he’s been through enough. 😭

Misha Collins himself just said at a con that if he could go back and refilm the series with Castiel there from the start, Cas would have gotten season 1 Dean pregnant immediately."

Propaganda courtesy of @acefusti138

[Grunkle Ford]

"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."

"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.

reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.

one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"

so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."

"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."

[fordpregzine]

ANNOUNCING... THE FORD PREG ZINE.

HAVE YOU LOOKED AT FORD PINES RECENTLY AND SAID. WOW. THIS IS A VERY BREEDABLE MAN? I would love to make art or writing of this? Or perhaps read it all in once place?

THEN THIS IS THE PLACE (and zine) FOR YOU!

Coming from a long line of Gravity Falls zines that have popped up this is just the newest in a long line of fantastic zines out there coming right to your front door!

... Metaphorically. This will be a digital zine most likely.

The one catch?

THIS ZINE WILL ONLY START INTEREST CHECKS AND FURTHER IF FORD WINS THE WHOLE NEED HIM PREGNANT TOURNMAENT!

SO GO OUT NOW! VOTE ON YOUR PHONES. GET THIS OLD MAN PREGNANT. This will surely not have consequences!

@need-him-pregnant-poll

This counts as propaganda.

Also inspired by the @billpregzine.