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The grinch is a lesbian

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I think when you as someone in a teaching position say "and one time a student threatened to commit suicide during a field trip" I believe you should think about how it got that far and how to prevent it instead of being like "haha I hope none of you will do that".

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It's interesting that you assume that I don't know that.

Why are cis endosex people always so weird about adults choosing to undergo plastic surgery? "My mom told me people don't need plastic surgery, they just need a good therapist." You are 26 years old, use your own brain, there are people out there who need plastic surgery to not get murdered on the street, unless you include conversion therapy under "therapy". "I don't know how to explain to that professor that plastic surgery is immoral since he said he works as an advertiser for a plastic surgeon..." The guy literally said he wants our semester to wash his car while wearing bikinis and that wasn't the immoral thing to you?

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Why are cis endosex people always so weird about adults choosing to undergo plastic surgery? "My mom told me people don't need plastic surgery, they just need a good therapist." You are 26 years old, use your own brain, there are people out there who need plastic surgery to not get murdered on the street, unless you include conversion therapy under "therapy". "I don't know how to explain to that professor that plastic surgery is immoral since he said he works as an advertiser for a plastic surgeon..." The guy literally said he wants our semester to wash his car while wearing bikinis and that wasn't the immoral thing to you?

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This is also what's going through my head whenever I eat a cheeseburger.

Hey, I’m an Omnivore.

We have so much in common! :)

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the best thing about the penis episode is how the first 3/4ths is a long setup for an absolutely incredible last five minutes. the entire episode is structured as one big joke, and it has the majesty of watching a jenga tower the size of a person be carefully constructed and collapsed.

You're gonna love the burger episode!

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some good clips from this behind the scenes special

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Calming myself down before I sleep by saying "it's okay to be non-binary and not be interested in Good Omens".

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Whenever something is advertised as "Star Wars but for adults" you can assume it's going to be the blandest worldbuilding and storytelling known to man. This can be applied to Rebel Moon but it's mostly how I've felt for many years about Saga.

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Okay if you make a video about how much you love women it is pretty funny to not use a single real world one

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he would not fucking be muscular

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Except for one!

any starfleet captain born after 2305 can't cook, all they know is replicator, dickson hill holodeck, play flute, be bisexual, earl grey hot & four light

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this episode was very sweet but also i am losing my mind

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Once I finish killing this guy the cycle of violence will be over, trust me guys

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Clark and Michael is yaoi.

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CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR NUMBER ONE BALDIE OF ALL TIME, WITH OVER 9,000 VOTES IN HIS FAVOR...

BENJAMIN SISKO!!!!!

thank you bald nation for the best finals round ever!!! congrats trekkies and rest in peace sweet tf2 lovers. ❤️

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Hey, I’m an Omnivore.

We have so much in common! :)