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     eight.

     Ellis knew he shouldn't have had that last drink, but turning down alcohol is definitely not something he is known for. His head spun as he stumbled his way out of the pub entrance, hands gripping onto any object protruding from the buildings wall that could help him keep his balance. He has done this thousands of times before. Gone to the pub and got shit faced drunk, only to stumble with way home in the dark at two o'clock in the morning. One would think that he would know where he was going, right?

               Wrong.

     In a chorus of groans and muffled cursing, Ellis somehow managed to turn right instead of left, feet tripping over themselves as he fell into a darkened alleyway; head smashing against the ground with an almighty crack. He hissed through his teeth and swore out loud, a shaken hand hesitantly reaching up and pressing itself against his throbbing forehead, chucking at the feeling of his own blood against his fingers. "Fucking good one, Hunter..."

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     three.

     Ellis let out a sigh a glanced around the empty bar, one hand becoming a pedestal for his chin while the other began to tug at the collar of his vest, the itchy fabric irritating the sensitive skin of his neck. Business had been rather slow for the past couple of hours, only the few odd people walking through the doors, only to immediately walk back out when they saw how completely empty the dance floor was. Did they honestly expect more though? The Juggernaut was one of the least popular bars in town. Of course they were going to be dead as a doornail.

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     six.

     A loud thumb echoed throughout the alleyway, followed by a song of soft whimpers, finished off by the sound of muffled grunts. "Now listen real fucking good." Ellis growled as he slide a male adult up the side of the building further, the man desperately grabbing at the hand that was tightly clasped around his neck, struggling for air. Pressed into the corner of the alleyway was a little girl, eyes wide, tears streaming down her cheeks as she watched the two from a distance. "Ya ever think about laying ya filthy fucking hands on that little girl ever again, I'll end ya pathetic excuse of a life right here, so fucking help me."

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ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?

     Does he really have to answer such a stupid question? "Dinosaurs, now fuck off."

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