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part 2

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Unlike the vast majority of the world, Yeah Jaron does not have superpowers. Instead, what he has is a silver tongue and fingers that seem to consistently find themselves in other people's pockets.

or; Jaron is a complete and total liar. (CWs for blood, horror elements, and eventual body horror)

75% of the world has superpowers, and Yeah Jaron actually is one of them. But he's the only one who needs to know that, thank you very much.

The city is big, and populated and, well, a city. The streets ebb and flow with traffic and people-- the quiet knowledge of the power any individual might hold hangs heavy amongst the citizens. Any one of them could be a hero or villain in disguise. Jaron is none of these--- hero, citizen, or villain. Rather, he thinks that public nuisance is a much better word for what he does.

Jaron remembers a time when himself and Rek had only just moved in together. The sun had long set, but neither man had even thought about sleep yet. Nerves, stress, a regular night of insomnia--- neither really knew what had caused it, but there they were. Jaron had been sprawled out over their sofa, his feet propped up on Rek's lap, when Parker asked what, to him, was a harmless question. "What do you actually do for work, Jaron? I feel like you've never actually told me." It's a simple question. Or, rather, it should be simple. He's unemployed. However, he kind of thinks that Rek might stress himself to death if he learns that- and it's not like he doesn't have an income! It's just not... the most ethical sort of cashflow. There's no delicate way to put what he does, and he doesn't intent on just telling Rek, that's ridiculous. So he grabs the next best thing that comes to mind. "Oh, y'know. Odd jobs here and there." Jaron you have got to be the stupidest person on the planet, He thinks. 'Odd jobs here and there?' What the heck was that supposed to mean?? For some god-forsaken reason, Parker seems to believe him. Whatever blank his mind has filled in, Jaron hopes it's something less suspicious than what's actually come out of his mouth. Rek lets out a small, "Huh. Cool." and turns his attention back to the TV. Thank God.

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Jaron gets rather rudely reminded of what his line of work entails the next day. It's crowded, as Saturdays tend to be in the market plaza. It's almost overwhelming how large the crowds get on days like this. Conversations pass him by faster than he can quite fathom. The smells seem to intoxicate him- to coax him forwards and into the mass of people. It's perfect.

The crowd seems to swallow him and Jaron makes his way to one of the stalls. He doesn't care what's in it, he just needs a cover. It's a simple stall, some sort of handcrafted leather goods. Jaron lets himself "accidentally" bump into the man next to him, and apologizes immediately. Hidden inside of Jaron's pocket is the man's wallet, where he's already begun to thumb through it. Change is worthless enough to leave behind. Between his fingers, he holds a bill. Bingo. He drops it into his pocket properly now, and holds the wallet in his palm. He tips it just outside of his pocket right as he turns away, letting his footsteps mask the quiet thud.

It's routine. It's practice. He knows what he's doing. Jaron cuts between two stalls and starts through the allery. He's made more than enough cash today, and if the new watch on his wrist is as nice as it looks, maybe him and Rek would be sitting pretty this week. But he just can't help himself when he spots another person walking down the alley. It's risky, but the way Jaron's hand twitches in his pocket is already completely consuming his mind. He runs his usual routine. WHAM. His back hits the wall behind him as soon as the familiar weight hits his pocket. His eyes take a second to refocus on the person in front of him. "Give it back--- Now." The other person hisses. They've got one hand on his chest pushing him against the bricks, and the other is cocked back, ready to swing. Jaron thinks he likes his chances. A grin spreads across his face as he shrugs. "I have no idea what you're talking about man, I just lost my footing a little bit," He fibs through his teeth.

The hand on his chest pushes harder. He wonders if it's possible to break ribs like this. He won't let it get to that point. "You know what I'm talking about--- Give me my fucking wallet back." Wow, they're insistent. And rude, you'd think Jaron had robbed them or something.

"I don't have your wallet." He leans towards them a little. It's cocky and he knows it, but where's the fun lies!

"If you don't shut your fucking mouth and give me back my wallet, I'm shut your mouth for you." Fiesty, Jaron thinks. He parts his lips to speak, and it comes. A blur of skin comes toward him--- a fist. Jaron closes and reopens his fingertips in his pocket just in the nick of time, and-

"What the fuck!" The person holding him lets go and yanks their arm back out of the swirling portal between them and Jaron. When it comes back out, their skin is littered with bloody, red dots. His assailant looks down with wide eyes at what's become of their arm.

Jaron smiles and shrugs. "I was just about to warn you, too. Sorry about that one. It works out a whole lot better if you move slower." He keeps his eyes on the other as he backs through the portal he's opened behind himself, and leaves his victim alone in the alley. Beside them is their wallet, about $20 lighter than it had initially been.

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affection

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sibling relationships are so strange... like i love you. you will never understand me in a way that matters. we are the same person in drastically different ways. we are sewn together. we don't talk. we are attached at the hip. you wish i was never born. can i call you. let's eat together. i forgive you. etc

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hi guys! i wrote coilshot fluff! stream wow by between friends!

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shuriken x reader fluffy headcanons!!

a/n: AHHHHHHH I LVIE SHURIKEN!! i used to be a shuri main when i ws in my BIIG phighting phase lmao 😭

shuriken… dear SFOTH.

i will start with the fact he is a MASSIVE cuddlebug. always nuzzling up to you in bed..

he likes to steal your stuff. but he gives it back because he HATES seeing you all sad!

aggressively affectionate. SHURIKEN will see you in the cutest outfit ever and punch you.

i think shuriken will just bring you a bunch of things he stole in general. sometimes, he targets the wealthy so he can bring you some AWESOME stuff.

sometimes, SHURIKEN will come home after a long PHIGHTING! match and just flop onto you. no warning— just a dumb boy putting all of his weight onto you.

SHURIKEN definitely brags about you to.. everyone.

doing chores with VINESTAFF? “hey, did you know (name) did this for me? they’re awesome.. and..”

on the brink of death and being healed by MEDKIT? “oh, medkit! didja know (name) once helped me heal this…”

yip yap yop.. big fat yapper. and he always does it with a big grin on his face. sometimes, MEDKIT wants to just slap it off.

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placing the blame

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i just had a heart attack because i opened tumblr and EVERYTHING WAS GONE and i was like wtaf..... and i open and closed the app and it came back. but the Fear... i felt in that moment....

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partykillers oh how i miss u....

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Ah yes, my favorite team-

THE TRAFFIC CONE.

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forgot 2 post tjis i was too busy grinding on an smp. but then i proceeded to get jumped and lose another heart on said smp. and now i am on 6 hearts on said smp.

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paperboy elliot skin Waaaaow!

no text vers. + closeups under cut ^_^

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boom

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Doomed yaoi or whatever the teens say these days. go my Parfies. ac under cut ^_^

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oooooooh it's Roshambogames......

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hey guys squiddo here. I logged on to twitter and saw a bunch of earthbound squiddo fanart , r u guys still interested that??

Im never gonna make a part 2 because of the people involved but I still have all the vods (and off stream recordings) should i archive them somewhere for your viewing pleasure

interest check 😮