Text
but it was NOT YOUR FAULT BUT MINE
and it was YOUR HEART ON THE LINE
i really FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME
didn’t I MY DEAR
didn’t I my -

534K notes
·
View notes
Text
*looks at mom* *sighs* how did I get so lucky
33K notes
·
View notes
Photo




The best ever episode of catfish
967K notes
·
View notes
Text
watching a let’s play with just ryan, gavin, ray, and michael like. where are your parents. do they know you’re doing this. where is the parental supervision.Â
7K notes
·
View notes
Text
Fic idea where a lonely person sells their soul to Satan to be their friend. And Satan just rolls with it until he realizes at the time of their death he genuinely likes them.
Since he can’t renege on the contract he takes them to Hell and puts them in a high position of power. Demons hardened by millenia of torture now have to answer to a shy, self-conscious, quiet, depressed, lonely person who has unintentionally become Satan’s #1
219K notes
·
View notes
Video
tumblr
In honor of national dog day, here’s a vid of my sister’s dog Buddy struggling to get inside. Hahahaha.
529K notes
·
View notes
Quote
Don’t do that. Don’t skip stages in your life. You’re 19, kiss a few boys and wear your heart on your sleeve. There will come a time when you’re 39 and stuck in a suit, wondering why the hell you were so eager to grow up in the first place.
(via bl-ossomed)
388K notes
·
View notes
Text
do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again
852K notes
·
View notes