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The rooster and the little chick that follows it around everywhere

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i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared

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Imagine you work at some fucking roadside diner in buttfuck nowhere and you have to wait a table with three dudes who aren't from around here and the guy with the long hair immediately pulls out his laptop with what looks like cult shit in the web browser and asks for your worst salad option, and the guy in the trenchcoat sniffs the pepper shaker and declares the molecules to be very sharp and the guy with the greenest eyes you've ever seen calls you sweetheart and then proceeds to engage with intimate eye contact with trenchcoat to a degree that is downright indecent and then orders the heart attack special on your menu and every time you walk past their table they're talking about that gruesome murder that happened in town and the pretty guy is feeding the trenchcoat guy fries while the hair guy talks about desecrating corpses

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Heracross! 🍍🍍🍍

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my contribution to @pkmnjourneyzine! soulsilver was one of my favorite titles. my cyndaquil’s name was hotpot and he grew up to be a big strong boy. ᕙ( * •̀ ᗜ •́ * )ᕗ

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pokemon snap - 2025

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I need to admit something to the US Tumblrinas. Philadelphia isn't a place to me. It's a cream cheese. You say "philadelphia" or "philly" and I immediately, and exclusively, think of the cream cheese. "Twelve people die in Philadelphia disaster" wow that must've been a Molasses Flood style event

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Pokémon Point Cards

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Tangy and Audie 🍊🍍

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No. 6 NezuShi official art for their 20th anniversary

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u know someone’s about to get dragged through the mud when an academic uses the phrase ‘it’s tempting to assume’

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Yeah when you think about it they're exactly the same

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my blorbo appears on screen and I start making clicking-chattering noises like a cat when a bird flies past the window

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Being on Tumblr from ten years ago until now and seeing how it's aged is so funny. When I first got here everything was like "haha lol so random, superwholock, taquitos, tumblr university!" but today I just scrolled past three different memes about tax season