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oohhhhh very slow tigers are chasing me

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Hydro boiis

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Fire tornado soap bubble

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i learned that each woman spends approximately $5,600 on her period over her lifetime (x)

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I’m a firm believer in not jumping ship when things get bad so we can work together to fix the things making us want to leave. At this point, the current administration has made it clear that my voice doesn’t matter. There’s little to nothing I can do, and that scares me.

an important thread. be worried. be scared. make sure you’re prepared to vote, and volunteer if you’re able to. 67 days.

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reminder that it's perfectly normal to question your gender identity and change your labels/pronouns. you are not weird or strange. you're valid. and you are loveable no matter what.

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hannah gadsy roasting the shit out of men in douglas (2020)

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If you have a Duolingo account, please consider upvoting this request to add Coptic to their language courses.

Coptic is the final stage of the Egyptian language. It is currently endangered, with less than 300 Egyptians speaking it as their native tongue.

It would mean a great deal to indigenous Egyptians in the Coptic community to have our language preserved, and this would be a huge step forward.

If you don’t have a Duolingo account, considering sharing this with those who might. Thank you! <3

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Y'all forgetting the OG

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I love that you don't correct people thinking you are gay. Like you just roll with it. Or are you gay?

I have been straight for the last 22 years. But you know, there’s always tomorrow, amigo

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the mario kart game mode nintendo won’t tell you about

this is something @pagalini and i have enjoyed doing recently, so i will share it with the internet

it is called

DEATH BLENDER

how to enjoy death blender mode:

1 - boot up mario kart 8

2 - hit that multiplayer, baybeeeee

3 - select vs. race

4 - choose those sweet sweet characters 

5 - under the custom rules, set the speed to 150cc (or 200 if you’re feeling frisky), items to ‘bob-ombs only’ and course to ‘choose’ (the track is important to this mode). race number is however many times you want to repeat this atrocity

6 - navigate to the leaf cup and select ‘baby park’

7 - regret your choices

baby park is a short ring of a track, with a total of 7 laps rather than the usual 3. because of this, you can be affected by items used any of the racers, be they first or last place or anywhere in between.

the upshot of this is everyone racing very fast around a tiny track, desperately trying (and failing) to avoid explosions coming at them from all angles while doing their best to dish out their own destruction

winning is not the aim of this game mode - it is simply the unadulterated enjoyment of chaos in its purest from.

during the race, you are a worshipper of bacchus, god of frenzy and ecstacy, and death blender is how you express your devotion

bonus modes:

choose each other’s racers, preferably ones with high speed and terrible turning

change the cpu to hard so that the other racers know exactly when to blow you the fuck up

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Credit: @TansuYegen

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Midoriya: Todoroki, please just come out of the bathroom already!

Todoroki: no! i look terrible!!

Iida: ...what exactly happened?

Midoriya: Kacchan dyed his hair while he was asleep and now he’s freaking out, but i mean, how bad can it really be— oh my god

Todoroki: [holding open the bathroom door, crying, the right side of his head dyed green] I LOOK LIKE A CHRISTMAS CARD

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Witch Aesthetics

Here’s a summary of all I have done so far, because I keep getting requests for ones I have already made, so hopefully this is an easy way to find what you’re looking for!

Animal Witches:

Flying:

Bird Witch

Owl Witch

Bat Witch

Cockatoo Witch

Raven Witch

Moth Witch

Pigeon Witch

Butterfly Witch

Chicken Witch

Hummingbird Witch

Swimming:

Shark Witch

Stingray Witch

Whale Witch

Seahorse Witch

Otter Witch

Slithering / Crawling:

Spider Witch

Scorpion Witch

Reptiles:

Lizard Witch

Snake Witch

Dog Family:

Dog Witch

Fox Witch

Arctic Fox Witch

Wolf Witch

Cat Family:

Cat Witch

Tiger Witch

Other Small Mammals:

Rat Witch

Ferret Witch

Deer Witch

Raccoon Witch

Rabbit Witch

Other Large Mammals:

Elephant Witch

Bear Witch

Yak Witch

Magical:

Unicorn Witch

Dragon Witch

Color Witches:

Blue Witch

Gray Witch

Purple Witch

White Witch

Red Witch

Green Witch

Pink Witch

Orange Witch

Dark Blue & Gold Witch

Male Witches:

Male Witch

Fire Witch

Storm Witch

Gold Witch

Garden Witch

Rose Witch

Punk Witch

Other Witches:

A

Ancient Greek Witch

Artist Witch

Astral Witch

Autumn Witch

B

Blood Witch

Bone Witch

C

Cactus-Succulent Witch

Cake Witch

Celestial Witch

Chaos Witch

Christmas Witch

Circus Witch

College Witch

Cottage Witch

Cotton Candy Witch

Crystal Witch

Curvy Witch

D

Dark Magic Witch

Desert Witch

Divination Witch

F

Fire Witch

Flower Witch

Fruit Witch

H

Healing Witch

I

Ice-Snow Witch

J

Jazz Age Witch

K 

Kitchen Witch

L

Lilac Witch

Love Witch

M

Mermaid Witch

Moon Witch (Light)

Moon Witch (Dark)

Music Witch

N

Nature Witch

Norse (Viking) Witch

R

Rainbow Witch

Rainy Day Witch

S

Scent Witch

Seaside Witch

Secret Witch

Spirit Witch

Star Witch

Steampunk Witch

Storm Witch

Sun Witch

Swamp Witch

T

Technology Witch

Tropical Forest Witch

W

Water Witch

Witch

WLW Witch

Writer Witch

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also i got a tiny rubber baby for 95¢