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Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1
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I see a man (fictional), I am generally like "okay". I see the same man (fictional) being put in a situation, covered in dirt and blood, perhaps soaking wet, actively sobbing and shaking like a chihuahua, and I am saying "yay" and "yippee" and things of this nature
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“Oh my god you’re a writer? Can I read your stuff?”

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"Some aros are in deeply committed and loving relationships that are not romantic" and "some aros do not want or need a committed and loving relationship of any sort, romantic or otherwise" are ideas that can and should coexist btw
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A trope that makes me fucking sick to my stomach is when the immortal character/someone who's been alive for a really fucking long time and has been apathetic/wanting to die...and at the end wishes they had more time. They've found something or someone that makes them wish they had just a little bit more time. Sure, they've had an eternity and arguably enough time as it is, but now at the end it feels selfish to ask for just a little bit more. God.
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Oh you give author comment?? You give author little kudos on their fic?? LOVE FOR READER!! LOVE FOR READER FOR ONE MILLION YEARS!!
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enamored lately with an asmr channel i stumbled upon on youtube that’s literally just a sweet korean lady pretending to give her enormous ragdoll cat (who she pretends is a famous and wealthy cat actress) extravagant spa treatments that are wildly, wildly overpriced (because the cat is rich)
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When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.
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what kind of oomfie am i?

you can tell me anonymously if you'd like!
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Rewatching FMAB and I’m so used to the bloopers I forget that Al does not in fact say “FUCK YEAH!!” In response to Grandma’s stew.
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welcome to my blog, where 99% of the time you will probably not be getting the content you signed up for.
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when one character of your ship thinks the other is dead and starts to lose it and go absolutely crazy with grief… ough that’s the stuff 😤
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has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment
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just saw a single piece of paper drift past 50 feet in the air over buildings like a beautiful white bird
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