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last night i went to cvs to buy lube, i was walking around looking for it and this lady came up to me and was like “can i help you find something?” and i’m like “lube” and she was like “no we don’t sell car stuff here” so i was like ummmmmm and she like “oh for like um” and she started to make this jerking off motion and i was just like yes

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“pokemon will turn sleep into entertainment” 

haha what. this sounds so dumb. how is this even supposed to–

“the idea is for players to look forward to waking up every morning”

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the signs texting

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How schools kill creativity

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why doesn’t ellen give stuff away like oprah and call the segment ellen de generous like wtf

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when you shake up a soda, do you blame the soda for bursting with pressure or the force that shook it?

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Oh look it’s me 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

“you think you’re the one who gets to kill me?” fghjvkfkkd

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Therapists are just…. Common sense filters

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- Nora Mclnerny (We don’t “move on” from grief. We move forward with it)

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i remember being like 11 and asking my dad why he hunts and kills deer and he said “because i think theyre beautiful” and that’s just. that’s just what men are like

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lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says “there is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may not want to go out” lmao anarchopenguinism

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one time in 2007 i crashed the entire club penguin website. it was down for 2 days. i was banned for life. 

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what did we do to deserve Hugh Jackman?

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“Maybe you have to know the darkness before you can appreciate the light.”

— Madeleine L'Engle