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☀️Eclipse🌙

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people criticising the world-building in bottoms as if that wasn't the entire Point. it's supposed to be stupid and silly. the classes are 10 minutes long, their textbooks were all burnt conveniently, no-one has parents except hazel, nobody gives a fuck if jeff's car burnt down or if they killed a bunch of guys, etc etc. it's supposed to be silly in the way shitty romcoms usually are! and it fucks so

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we have to stop letting the usa have such control/influence over international politics

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the twitter communists currently are getting mad because some random undergrads made an edible burrito tape bc they should instead be doing medical research

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writing a callout post for our cat:

invading queer spaces (the dining room table)

refusing to listen to queer voices (us telling her to get off the dining room table)

harming queer bodies (puts her claws out when you pick her up)

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honestly my favorite line from “Uptown Funk” is definitely “make a dragon wanna retire, man” because that’s honestly such a great mental image. an elderly, tired dragon taking a look at Bruno Mars and going “alright then, that’s my sign. time to let the young ones have at it.” taking out their 401k gold hoard. moving to a cave in Miami. collecting dragon pension

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spotify can't shuffle for shit. i shuffle better than you and they laugh me out of card games. pathetic

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It's important to read to your kids but not too much lest they start saying words like "perchance" and "undoubtedly"

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"I would kill for you. I would die for you" would you take a break for me? Would you sit down and rest? For a day, a week, a year? Would you let others take care of your needs for me? Would you let yourself be held for me? By me?

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an unfortunate side effect of growing up autistic is that everyone always mistook my bluntness for rudeness n now whenever I do any sort business communication I overcompensate for my default absence of tact by speaking like a late 19th century dandy. this appears to be something I am unable to turn off despite my many efforts

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me, to my therapist: be honest. am i cringe

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Was just minding my own business then BOOM devastating blorbo thoughts invaded the mind

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Le important day in meme history has arrived

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hold on a second man…

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10 years ago Yuzuru Hanyu was getting his first Olympic gold 🥇🥹