I love you emotionally closed off/distant/reserved characters who are SO full of feelings and love but have trouble expressing it or just dont want to, I love you you are everything to me
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oh teehee I'm in a silly goofy mood (I am hanging on by a fucking thread)
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ofcourse you have black nail polish and gay sex..
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me: *watches criminal minds for 9 hours*
anything: *makes a noise*
me: I’m looking for a white male between the ages of 25-45 probably a loner probably most definitely hates women probably drives a red late model dodge truck probably lives alone his moms name is Helen and his favorite color skittles are the red ones
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dont u guys love when i divulge unnecessary personal details in a string of textposts then disappear into silence and continue to reblog aesthetic posts
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"i could fix him" while i could encourage him in his hubris thereby causing his violent, tragic downfall and that honestly sounds a lot funnier
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twitter / instagram
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“sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal”
“ok but get this: im a rich white person"
“oh sorry about that sir"
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so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what
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Alex Hirsch is this close to fucking losing it and going on a murderous rampage through Disney’s corporate offices
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forget-me-not / poppy / black-eyed susan
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Actually you know what? I DON'T want representation of platonic male friendships! Men shouldn't even be looking at each other on screen if they aren't trying to give each other the hoover vacuum sucction. All men should be three lines away from kissing each other in all media from now on no more bromances only gay.
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Christians hate when a gay man goes “fuck it, I’ll gladly go to Hell if you want me to so bad” because it takes the edge away from their tools of fear. If they can’t scare you with threats of eternal damnation then one of their main weapons is taken away.
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