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I’m going to raise my kids where I spent my childhood
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trump: *puts his hand on the bible during his inauguration*
god:
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me: only deep and meaningful lyrics get to me
lana: my pussy tastes like pepsi cola
me:
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boy: hey sorry i took 3 days to reply i was in the shower haha wyd xx
me: he’s kind. he’s smart. he’s a great communicator. he is telling the truth. he is telling the truth

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Because what you see….isn’t always the truth….
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