Remember that time you dropped the fork and it made a really loud noise waking up your parents? THAT WAS ME!!!!
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The downside to naming your pet something pathetic is the fact that, when something serious happens to it, you are faced with the harsh reality that it is a living, breathing being. So, when your dog, Diarrhea Machine, tragically dies due to 47 consecutive rattlesnake bites, do not expect me to feel great levels of sorrow.
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2,600 notes in 4 hours? I hate to say it but you might be falling off man
Sorry Bawss !!! I'll get back to woik !! I PROMISE. !
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puki why am i scared of whales
Because they're fucking HUGE! just as an example, this is how big they are compared to a typical US school bus
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Puki why am I scared of the typical US school bus
Because they're fucking HUGE! just as an example, this is how big they are compared to a typical Blue Whale
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Puki why am I scared of the typical US school bus
Because they're fucking HUGE! just as an example, this is how big they are compared to a typical Blue Whale
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turns out, I don't know how to use Tumblr! this is so awesome
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Mergo’s Tea House by Oscar Molin
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I’d eat those flowers
A painting of some edible flowers ~
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This bunny
Is so cool
(smoking is bad kids, do violence instead)
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yall like this or something?
its kinda like- all i got aside from some strange takes
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imprisonment
criminals get put in the fence corner
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my friend is ravenous for homes tuck

so i tucked it in bed
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