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@foxyjoy TURN ON THE SOUND

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motherfucker said PROFESSIONAL

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i love this illustration i'm losing my mind

look at her. go crazy aaaaaa go stupid aaaaaa

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Saw this tweet and had to collect Ryan Gosling’s best PR quotes for Barbie

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Peeing

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seeing everyone just mindlessly sign up for threads despite all the clear warning signs feels like I’m living in Sailor Moon or a magical girl anime episode where the Monster of the Day just set up shop over night and their product is literally draining your lifeforce for the Dark Kingdom but people keep going there

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we all talk about piss

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(consumed with lust voice) omg what a fucking weirdo

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call me OSHA the way i’m demanding a railing

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I’m sorry friends, but “just google it” is no longer viable advice. What are we even telling people to do anymore, go try to google useful info and the first three pages are just ads for products that might be the exact opposite of what the person is trying to find but The Algorithm thinks the words are related enough? And if it’s not ads it’s just sponsored websites filled with listicles, just pages and pages of “TOP FIFTEEN [thing you googled] IMAGINED AS DISNEY PRINCESSES” like… what are we even doing anymore, google? I can no longer use you as shorthand for people doing real and actual helpful research on their own.

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it's been nearly a decade since i tried to learn a language and i forgot how humiliating it is when you first start. like damn there are 2 year olds who can string together more coherent sentences than me right now.