I think a giant 7ft scythe would greatly benefit my appearance
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love the phrase "fucking with u" . like my guy i am just yanking your chain. god thats another good one. bro im just jerking you off. im literally just fapping uor boner right now
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perfect new meme template just dropped
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stumbled across some of my printer opinions that i don't recall writing but am correct about
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I could strip the flesh from a cow in 30 seconds too just give me some 30% peroxide and some sulfuric acid. Piranhas are not special
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IDGAF if the women in my fiction are empowering or aspirational, I'm an adult, I don't need role models, I want the women in my fiction to be interesting, and if that involves being pathetic, hypocritical, amoral, or trapped in a delightfully dysfunctional relationship so be it
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but we must go on
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If something gay doesn't happen to me by the end of pride month I'm going to die
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the old world is dying? fuck yes. and the new world struggles to be born? even better. now is the time of monsters? well now you're just spoiling me
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Ok, so I was reading this news story:
So far so normal, right? But then:
Like what. And then:
Like, I think Alaska State Trooper Ken Marsh wants to be a romance novelist.
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I think it's a misuse of your big platform to allow the spreading of transgenderism! We do not need those freaks on this earth
I need those freaks actually, and I'm going to use my platform to spread transgenderism like Judas spread his legs for Jesus.
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i feel like starting a fight today
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i just turned 18 i can finally learn what "penis" is
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I don't shave my legs and i'm still a pretty woman and stuff
i LOVE those laser eye memes XD This idea came to me in a vision and i had to make it as fast as i could
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