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i got my gf that same anomalocaris plush, but in red! many young women are interested in anomalocaris these days

we were born in the wrong generation (missed the cambrian explosion)

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I was a very precocious and hyperverbal toddler and asked the “where do babies come from?” extremely young so when I was almost three I randomly slammed my fork down and demanded to know how babies get into their mommies’ bellies in the first place.

fortunately they make books for teaching your insatiably curious wannabe zoologist toddler about sexual reproduction so by the time I was in preschool I was able to explain to my classmates that bugs stuck together because they were mating and that a similar process had happened between their parents to make them and that it was all a part of the biological cycle of life and death. I would explain this even to much older children who I heard asking what mating animals and insects were doing or sharing incorrect pregnancy information.

so like you can try to shelter your kids all you want but there is a nonzero chance that a hyperverbal autistic toddler will just fucking randomly walk up to them and explain that semen can fertilize an egg cell after insertion of the penis into the vagina, creating an embryo, and that ultimately they and everyone they know are subject to mortality and will inevitably die.

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"nothing is real atoms never touch each other youve never touched anything in your life" ok. well when i pet my dog he is soft and when he licks my hand it is wet and that is far more real to me than whatevers going on at an atomic level

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Did you hear that Steven Yeun is playing Zuko in the ATLA animated movie? I know he'll give a great performance, but I feel bad for Dante Basco.

To be completely fair, Dante Basco is almost 50. Since this is gonna be a movie about the gang in their 20's they probably wanted someone who sounded similar enough while also being a little older for 20-year old Zuko

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ive recently been able to get over my sensory issues regarding moisturizer by literally just saying "im going snail mode"

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Made a little something on slur reclamation.

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grok calling out doge for directly killing 100+ people got elon to push an emergency hotfix to make it start blaming everything on anti-white racism

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Waymo perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Waymo. Put Baby In Waymo. no problems ever in wayymo because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Awaymo yes a place for a baby put baby in Waymo can trust Waymo for giveing good love to baby. friend Waymo

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damn google that’s rough

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is there any setting on here that woiuld make it so only you can reply to my posts

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faded blue house portrait hanging on the wall at the local urgentcare

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god made me bisexual because he knew it wouldn't make a difference

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99% of nose-blowers quit right before the one rip where they hit their sinus cavity's resonant frequency and spend a solid 15 seconds blasting a thumb-sized wad of yellow phlegm straight out of their pineal gland and can suddenly smell colors