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an average f1 tumblrina who primarily posts about drivers sucking and fucking knows more about this sport, drivers, history of the sport, and has more general wheel knowledge than any r/f1 guy

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Lance: The only thing keeping me from running away and hiding from society for the rest of my life is spite. I could disappear forever, but there are some bitches whose downfalls I have yet to witness, and I wanna be around when that happens.

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kimi's only three apples tall

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hey guys can we all think about lance’s pale butt sticking out of his shorts thanks

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Lance: Yeah I'm LGBT.  Lance: cuLt leader.  Lance: racing Gods hates me personally.  Lance: cowBoy hat.  Lance: *sniffles* Trying my best.

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baby girl head tilt

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OscarPiastri: Pedals of a different kind today

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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

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Yuki! Excited for his podium era (it's coming, I'm sure of it)

Painted this one in celebration of his home race, reference from his pre-season Hugo Boss shoot.

A limited watercolour palette of pyrrol red, quin gold hue, ultramarine, and burnt umber, on Canson Moulin du Roy cold pressed paper, approx A5 size.

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fruit nails🍎🫐🍑🥭🍇🍓🍅

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A man who is excited to EAT 🍴

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Alright so who's gonna write the magical realism AU where oscar and lando get turned into kids - cue impromptu grid babysitting including painting (see previous art), lullabies ("are you sure house music is the right choice-" "he loves it, look he's sleeping") and snack time ("whoever gave lando fish can Bring me a new shi- ay, cabron, stop throwing it!")

Like they have them drawing while everyone scrambles around trying to find a counter spell. And when they see oscar's painting alex, george and carlos are immediately like "lando yes we'll take lando to babysit" thinking that he'll be the easier child. Which leaves Max and Charles to take care of Oscar.

Cue to Max reading to Oscar from an online article on the new redline car while Charles cuts up an apple, all of them pretty chill because they figured out pretty fast that kid Oscar is still a car nerd and so is Max (and Charles tbh).

Meanwhile Carlos, Alex and George running around the paddock covered in paint, food and frantically searching for lando who is currently on a sugar high and on the run.

SOBBING ppl expecting oscar to be the evil demon child purely based on his drawing only for him to be the Chillest Kid Ever is so real and lando looking like an angel but then causing complete havoc?????? so real too

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my beloveds geochalex yuri for @gaynfl!! thank you so much for commissioning me, loved every moment of working on this 🥰❣️👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🌷🌟🍒

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I honestly saw a bit too much of Alex, but he's so goddam pretty

He has this gentle, sweet beauty to him, smth artistic

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nobody talk to me. stretch marks. thigh scar. feminine posing. brief seam indent. gloves. hairless. maybe razor bumps…