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AOOOOO GOOD FOR YOU

huh, turns out i was never getting fired, just getting a permanent contract and a 500 pound raise

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🐺

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but that’s not gonna stop me

i know diggia has tony effe in his sex playlist

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ma poi dai ma che figura di merda

To add shame to our already ridicule government, yesterday two members of the parliament hit each other in the parliament.

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dipinto perfetto dell’italia ora

To add shame to our already ridicule government, yesterday two members of the parliament hit each other in the parliament.

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Whew

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che bella l'atletica w l'atletica non amate anche voi l'atletica

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io sto impazzendo non capisco più niente

We are all thinking Bezz to Aprilia, but what if it is actually Diggia to Aprilia?

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VR46 Academy as Different Colombian Foods

Brought to you by my month-long craving for arroz con coco

First off:

Franco Morbidelli as Ajiaco

A classic

I have this every time at at my grandma's house and eat like three helpings

It's not a particularly complicated soup but you can customize it by adding some shredded chicken, suero, or avocado to taste

Definitely up at the top of the list of popular colombian foods, the few colombian restaurants I've found abroad always have it

A no miss dish you literally cannot go wrong with ajiaco

Pecco Bagnaia as an Arepa

Controversial

Inspires very strong feelings in people

Colombians and Venezuelans are always fighting about who created the arepa (the answer is both of them because there's two distinct types but both are too stubborn to admit it)

Also one of our more popular dishes

You can put pretty much anything on one, but let's face it it tastes best when you stick to the classics

Andrea Migno as Arroz con Coco

A coast staple

Reminds me of summer and vacation and everything good in the world

Can be made with Coca Cola for added sweetness and it's to die for

Can be a bit particular if you're not used to the sweet taste but most people I've introduced it to have loved it

I could and would eat an entire cauldron of it and never get sick

Luca Marini as Chocolate Caliente con Queso

Often overshadowed by its more popular and worldknown counterpart: regular hot chocolate

A lot of people doubt it and say it can't be good (it can)

Has gotten me a lot of funny looks

Mostly found in the more mountainous, colder areas, particularly in Bogotá where people tend to be more serious

You've got to time the temperature of the chocolate to when you put in the cheese for Peak Melt (TM)

Tastes even better if you add a little bit of cinnamon

Underrated fav

Celestino Vietti as Patacones

Another food that reminds me off summer

Can often be overlooked because they tend to be a side or a between meal snack but they deserve all the praise

Versatile and not fussy, you can put so many topping on it and they all taste good

Popular, but never given the credit it deserves

Marco Bezzecchi as Mazorca Callejera

Always attached to some other fun activity (concert, game, walking around with friends)

Usually made on a shopping cart grill on the side of the street

Not fancy or complicated but sooooo delicious

It can, however, be very hit or miss

It will either be the best thing you've had all week or you will get a stomach ache that will make you regret your life choices

Valentino Rossi as an Arepa de Huevo

These things are so finicky i swear to god

Didn't seal it 100%? great, the egg is now floating around in the oil instead of inside the arepa, first fry slightly too long? too bad, it's too crispy to open without breaking, your dough not 100% right? it never formed a bubble in the first fry and now you can't fit the egg in

When done right taste like heaven on earth

Very, very hard to find abroad because no one has the courage to attempt them

The few that do will never be quite as good as the ones in Colombia

A unique treasure that can never be completely replicated

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COME FA A STARE ELODIE CON IANNONE IO NON CAPISCO

Iannone might actually come back…

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dormire insieme"

uccio?? 🤨🤨🤨🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

ELABORATE PLEASE adsfgghjjk

Stavano parlando del ritiro di vale e fa "eh era difficile, cioè dopo vent'anni passati a dormire insieme.... (pausa) nel motorhome"

CIOÈ 😭😭😭

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meno di favi e anima eh

Scusatemi un attimo ma da quand'è che st3pny fa musica cosa mi sono persa

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favij crush della VITA

io innamorata di lui da quando l’ho visto la prima volta che sembrava nutrirsi di aria e sigarette

l’amore della mia vitaaaaaa

Scusatemi un attimo ma da quand'è che st3pny fa musica cosa mi sono persa

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mi spiace continuo a preferire anima

Scusatemi un attimo ma da quand'è che st3pny fa musica cosa mi sono persa

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mmmm i could take him

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hello i am uneducated af what is migbabol

oh de at all I didn’t know about its existence either before joining motogpblr, it’s a podcast where Andrea Migno (Mig) invites riders (and most recently Uccio for…whatever reason) to talk about racing and personal life as a rider

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paghiamo assieme un sicario e lo facciamo fuori

I’m afraid uccio will say something about marc in migbabol

Anon I hope you know this is how I got the news.