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"f1 is a serious sport" yeah okay

what f1 really is:

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this is going to be penelope 20 years in the future asking where was my stepdad during the the 2025 gpda strike sleepover and find out he was with lando

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lando nostalgia 96/? • feb 2020 • "F*** you too @Max33Verstappen"

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For a dear friend and comrade @hotmandrivefast <3

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lando posting the video of him being fernando's submissive teaboy in 2018... kelly liking it despite it only having 600 views... there's layers to this you and I know

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snakes and knives

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Lestappen Hickeygate 2024

On Friday, Charles was photographed and appeared in several pieces of video content before FP1 of the Qatar Grand Prix. His neck was free of any markings at this time, and he was playing the PR game as usual, though his murderous rage still burned deep within from Las Vegas. Notably, his girlfriend Alex is NOT present in Qatar for this race.

On Saturday, Max Verstappen is hit with an asinine penalty after qualifying on Pole, dropping him to P2 for Sunday's race. He is filled with rage and yearns to fistfight the FIA Stews and George "YabaDabaDon't" Russell late into the night. We can only assume he instead took this rage to his long-time "rival" Charles Leclerc, and they fucked nasty about it.

Fast forward to Sunday, Race Day, Max is late to the Driver's Parade holding room and says he was busy "being silly in his Driver's Room". Charles is also notably delayed in arriving at the staging area. A small developing hickey is quickly noticed on Charles's neck...

Max pulls out an AMAZING win in his shit car and his enemies all experience astronomical levels of karma during the race. Charles pulls out a P2 getting us the best Lestappen podium of our dreams with Oscar getting to third wheel.

At the FIA post-race press conference, a small hickey is still noticeable on Charles's neck while he is giggling and yapping with Max...

Lestappen is so Lestappening. 2024 you are iconic.

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throwback to when they made lando DC's grid girl for ROC 2018

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The third tag 100% says Lando.

hey guys what’s on the third dog tag. hey guys

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i like sports because i like drama and homoeroticism its literally just that simple

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& if im gonna be drunk, might as well be drunk in love 🥂

slut - taylor swift & overdrive - maggie rogers

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Fitting first post. My toxic little rancid blorbo loves.

speed of sound (343 m/s)

Lando’s not sorry, and Max is not sorry, but Lando has lost, and the blood only starts running when you pull out the knife. This fight only ends one way: someone has to bleed, someone has to let go.

lando norris/max verstappen (norstappen) | 3304 words | explicit | post wdc pity sex

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