He/Him, ~20. Just a nerd with way too much obscure nerd lore knowledge, mainly Star Wars. In My Humble Opinion, Niman does not get the recognition it deserves, especially with how widespread it is. If you disagree, we can duel. I also enjoy music, collecting vinyl, and quoting good movies. I am FormVIEnthusiast on AO3, go check me out if you want to.
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Hi! I have every disease! Do you want one?
How about you follow me to this special room
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Future!R2 also takes the time to prank Anakin by giving him deja vu every single time he interacts with one of them.
*Artoo rolls past the doorway to the CIC*
Anakin notices but says nothing. *Blinks*
*A second Artoo rolls past the same doorway*
Anakin *checks his caf, throws it out and begs off for a nap* "This is what Obi Wan must feel like after 40 hours campaigning..."
time travel AU where r2d2 is the one who goes back to the clone wars but not in the standard ‘same body new memories’ way. now there’s just two r2s running around the galaxy: one trying to kill the chancellor and another that could be easily convinced to kill the chancellor. their meeting wouldn’t have any time travel ramifications besides doubling the number of r2 units trying to kill the palpatine. this efficiently doubles as c3po’s personal hell.
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"wealth" means different things to different people. for me it means being able to live quietly and comfortably, adopt a pet, donate to charities I care about, be able to take care of myself in my old age, and eventually leave an inheritance to my loved ones, who will then be forced by the stipulations of my will to be locked at midnight in a Mystery Mansion and solve an elaborate series of puzzles while being mysteriously killed off one by one. and i don't think that's so much to ask
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#you guys need to Stop being SO ACCURATE#just thinking about my former retail job makes me want to slam my forehead flush against a brick wall
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the culturally american past time of sitting in your car alone for no reason
#the incredibly american past time of eating an entire meal alone in your car#rather than having food at home
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and the worst part is google doesn't even answer the questions that get you put on fbi watchlists anymore
#okay so#i may look suspicious for saying this#but grain alcohol is an incredibly effective accelerant for arson#vodka is pretty good at 40% alcohol#but jugs of 95% pure alcohol exist#committing arson that way was a major plot point in a Tom Clancy novel i like#its from Red Rabbit
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Scooby-Doo AU set in ancient Rome where Shaggy is a pothead from the Kazakh Steppe.
(Today I learned marijuana is native to west/central Asia)
#imagining Fred sobbing at the thought of having to remove the corvus from a warship#after nets Fred's biggest love is pitfall traps#followed closely by bridges. just bridges in general#but especially the engineering of temporary bridges
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a writing competition i was going to participate in again this year has announced that they now allow AI generated content to be submitted
their reasoning being that "we couldn't ban it even if we wanted to, every writer already uses it anyway"
"Every writer"?
come on
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A traffic camera in Montreal
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fanfic writers what font do you write in
i know on ao3 it's all in verdana but when you're drafting the fic in word or docs or whatever
#comic sans#most fonts are kinda formal looking#and thus intimidating to go back to after a few pages#comic sans is too damn casual and stupid to intimidate me#but i will likely not be writing anyways
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Scooby-Doo AU set in ancient Rome where Shaggy is a pothead from the Kazakh Steppe.
(Today I learned marijuana is native to west/central Asia)
#this would be roughly thirty years after the end of the Punic wars#the Romans would be campaigning into Gaul and north Africa around then#not having much luck but still#Velma would be part of the first two generations born after the Roman conquest of the Greek states (roughly)#so she likely grew up on stories of Roman aggression#and would likely push them to get out of the italian peninsula and into the balkan states#eventually going into greece and down the eastern edge of the Mediterranean#theyre almost a century early to try and debunk anything Jesus does (imagine them trying)#eventually getting down to alexandria and Giza to stop some grave robbers trying to “haunt” an old pyramid/tomb site#before the Romans get around to expanding into those regions
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Scooby-Doo AU set in ancient Rome where Shaggy is a pothead from the Kazakh Steppe.
(Today I learned marijuana is native to west/central Asia)
#Remember that Shaggy is canonically incredibly rich#he just doesnt show it off whatsoever#and to be in Rome from the steppes would mean traveling along the Silk Road#so Shaggy's family are likely crazy rich silk/hemp merchants#and he was instructed to make 'connections' with the Mediterranean customers#he decided to treat it as a coming of age journey with some of his new friends#the cart and Mystery and Van are all his
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Oh, he is, but the union his company hires from handles most of the onboarding and official paperwork as part of the contract. Doof was happy to pay them a premium after learning it would free up literal days each month for his -inator tinkering.
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Now I'm just imagining how different things would be during the "Hondo captures Dooku" episode, namely with Hondo finding the Council number on Dooku's comm and popping up in front of the entire high council during a strategy meeting. Also, the thought of Anakin knowing exactly what to do to annoy Dooku the most would make the escape attempt sequences SOOO much funnier.
the Jedi High Council have had the same comm code for decades
possibly centuries
this means that Dooku still has it memorized
he obviously uses this knowledge for nefarious purposes
by which I mean he calls the Council to gloat every time he achieves a noteworthy victory on the battlefield
this continues for the first several months of the war, until a frustrated councilor finally pesters an overworked Space IT Specialist to block Dooku’s personal comm
however, Dooku is not about to let that stop him
he just starts calling from blocked or unknown comms
and the Council can’t just not accept unrecognized comms! that’s how many of their field agents report in, especially while undercover!
so they have to put up with all of Dooku’s gloating
then, about a year into the war, a particularly tired Obi-Wan tells his former padawan about Dooku’s holocalls to the Council
and Anakin has a brilliant plan
first, he asks his wife what she finds most annoying about him, and practices cranking that up to 11
then, he asks Obi-Wan if the Council would like a secretary
Obi-Wan, confused but perpetually exhausted, agrees to give him the position
it takes about a week of sorting paperwork and fielding calls from various Senators complaining about the effects of the war for Dooku to call, ready to gloat about his Apprentice’s latest victory
this time, however, he isn’t met with the images of the Council
he’s met with a smug Anakin Skywalker
who has been preparing for this for weeks
he is Ready
suffice it to say, Dooku does not try to call the Council ever again
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Please participate in my research (also, if you say other, please put it in the tags/comments !)
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has anyone figured out if they're giants?
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