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to start off this lil tumblr page, here's our lil vibey playlist (─‿─)

YEEHAWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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heres our spotify blend wrapped 2021 in case u havent seen since i just saw this today too

we got 94% match bro we vibe

also we’re such a tiktok person girlboss its insane. (=˃ᆺ˂=)

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i asked an AI to paint words that remind me of u

everytime i see a gayass boob tweet on twitter i instantly assume its u who tweeted, liked or retweeted that shit.

everytime i see tatas on tiktok its u who i have in mind, “oh i should send this to meg” like its some mandatory shit or something.

jk i just love that we love boobs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗ

but also hate having boobs (╯•﹏•╰)

okay and lastly (˵¯͒〰¯͒˵)

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idfk the reasons of us bawling our eyes out. probs bc we're dramatic. but lets say its our reactions to the andrew spidey redemption and to spiderman: no way home since that movie ruined us both (━┳━ _ ━┳━)

oh also the previous petermj tweet... i just had to put it there because we love pain.

pics of two mentally unstable (and swag) best friends in their early 20s.

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wait omg were u crying on the left pic sorry i just realized... should have added that to prev post :/ i mean i could but i'll just say that both pics r when u had breakouts D: idk why i include this here tho sorry *skull emoji

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you just got back from smoking weed with shit i forget the name. it was 5 am or sumn and u managed to sneak out lmaoo

anyways. YOU WERE STONED. HIGH. and slayed! #YASSSSS #girlboss

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to caption this. swag and musty megs.

i dont remember what the left pic was about but u looked a bit high. or maybe thats just ur eyes... yeah i think its just ur eyes *skull emoji

right pic. u just dyed ur hair red and it looks good on u but emilio said u havent washed up in 3 days, hence the musty look. still swag tho. B)

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okay here's a decent picture you've sent me. i think there was another one which u took that night but i might've deleted it to save up some storage LMFAOO sorry (╯°□°）╯was gonna use the pics emilio sent but thats sent from emilio and i dont want that since this bout me n u ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ (wait i sound like a possessive friend i swear that wasn't my intention *skull emoji)

pls send me ur pics too just like u do to that little bitch emilio (¬､¬)

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the essay

"I said the word 'dick' quite a lot then." a wise man once said, which, of course, happened to be the 2014 internet sensation, Daniel Howell.

i don't know why i started the paragraph with such quote, i just looked up "funny dan and phil quotes" and found that. OH. and also because you like dicks so yeah.

anyways. this is my second time writing a whole birthday essay for you (which i only do to quite a few so please be flattered okay)

i actually don't really know what to say so i'll begin with the basics first. happy 21st birthday meg! i wish you the happiest of birthdays because i only want your life to be filled with happiness.

i wish u a bunch of lucks with school so u can be a good nurse *claps* and a slay one on top of that. i hope u get all As on ur grade and continue to slay. i hope ur anti-vax family will soon realize that they contribute to human extinction. i hope u get ur own room sooner or later if thats possible. and i hope u continue to be the swaggiest person i ever know.

YEEHAW.

okay here's the uh.. that part yeah.

ur 21, which means ur adulting.. i wish u nothing but the best man +_+ i hope u can go thru the adulting phase which is just right in front of u.. its gonna be hard(er) as time passes, and you will soon realize how those suicidal, depressing thoughts you had when you were 16 until 18 were actually nothing. and thats why life sucks!

but dont worry, if things get hard, u can always vent to me. i'm always here to listen. just dont bottle up ur emotions like we all (humans, adults, especially Mulaney) do okay. i'll support u with whatever u do and i'll always be your number one supporter. mulaney got ur back too. from the back. but its okay.. as long as he gotchu. ʚ(╹ڡ╹)ɞ

okay but who would've really thought we'd make it out alive this far LMFAOOOO :/ thats awkward :/

anyways, i really wanted to say this to u, seeing how much you've grown in a year -by grow i mean mentally! its time to appreciate yourself. let me try to elaborate.

drumroll pls! ᕕ(⌐■_■)ᕗ ♪♬

ever since u told me about ur bumble phase and how u went to hook up with one guy to another, i feel like u've become... how should i say this... less sadder? or more mentally stable? lol idk but thats how i feel. u tweet less depressing thoughts and more of u being "happy". which i'm genuinely happy about. i'm happy to see u have become less lonely and i really mean it, i do (T⌓T)

and... i guess i'd like to mostly thank emilio for that LMFAOOO. truly didnt expect to be friends with him but thank you for introducing me to him so i can feel like u let me into part of your life. idk if that really makes sense since im blabbering right now (ノ_<。)

so yeah, thank you for being more open with me. i think my last years birthday wish to u was for you to open up with me and you actually do so i'm grateful.. :D

okay lastly i'd like to thank you. thank u for the netflix dates, the late night convos, the random tiktoks, the song reccs, the funny memes, the gay talks, and the endless skull emojis.

thank you for being my friend, thank you for being alive, and thank you for existing.

i guess thats all i could say to you. i'm so glad to know you meg, i hope u will always be happy. i love you, my meg <3

p.s sorry if its really cringe. but i think i spent the last 45 mins writing this LMFAOOOFUCKSJSJDJ.

sincerely, mei (´｡• ᵕ •｡`) ♡

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to end this little tumblr page, here's a playlist i made for you ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭

hope u don't get bored of the songs since i only added like 2 or 3 new ones which i actually hope would be your first time listening to them lmao

okay adios happy birthday once again sorry couldn't get you anything :( if only u don't live so far away (((((っ－＿－)っ

love, mei ♡

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HELLO

hi meg. i was thinking about making you a tumblr last minute and was procrastinating as always hence i couldnt send you this at exactly 00.00 california time.

so please forgive me ╥﹏╥

anyways i couldn't think of anything else bc by now i ran out of online birthday gift ideas since last year i made you a video.

well i could have made you a song just like you did but that would be too uh... unoriginal (yea i don’t think copying your work is a good idea for your birthday). 

oh right. i came up with an idea of making you a website using wix.com since i saw that on tiktok but i’m not much of a tech savvy to do such thing (and i’m not in the mood to spend 4 hours on it). also had the carrd idea too just like anyone else but uhm.. i just think you’re more of a tumblr person bro. pls dont tell me i’m wrong bc i think i’m pretty much right but well if i’m not then i guess people make mistakes 8===D

okay enough of an intro... wait actually i just thought of explaining you the reason behind the cringe url name...

its a reference to well you know ( ๑‾̀◡‾́)σ" 

and just felt like calling you my meg because you’re my lesbian platonic lover (✿˶’◡˘)♡

okay thats it. i don’t think i’m gonna fill this page with much things so don’t expect too much but i hope you like it (´• ω •`) ♡

oh and the use of japanese emoticons is bc its cute :/ just throwing it back to old times since we’re old (~_^)

p.s hope this whole thing is not too cringe for you to scroll LMFAOOO enjoy (͡o‿O͡) apologize in advance if it exceeds ur cringe parameter ( •_•)σ <- boobs