fornicated

[fornicated]

I imagine insurance companies in Gotham can’t cover destruction from all villains, so they have plans called things like “Pick 4″. And you pick 4 villains to be covered in your policy. Kinda like putting your chips on certain squares in roulette. And of course there are plans like “Pick 5″ for more money.

And much like roulette, it becomes a bet on which villains are gonna fuck shit up that year. “Honey, remind me to call up the insurance company and take The Riddler off our policy. He’s been pretty quiet and Halloween’s coming up so I’d like to put Scarecrow back on there.”

[fornicated]

blue shot by me for SICKO CARTEL

[fornicated]

Councilman Tate when the FBI came asking about Ghost:

[fornicated]

I have two kids under two

send halp

[fornicated]

[fornicated]

look who just remembered her password lol

[fornicated]

We bought a gun and are suing everyone involved in this including the police, who won’t arrest anyone despite us having their phone numbers and address. Read the whole story on reddit it’s way too much to type here and I’m exhausted.

[fornicated]

this absolutely horrific situation is why I’ve been gone lately:

[fornicated]

i lost 30% of my vision in that eye in the time span of four years (I used to have perfect vision and now I can’t even read words on a tv screen let alone drive)

so...yeah...somebody pass me the liquor because if I go completely blind one day I will absolutely rope

I’m an anxious mess because of this

and apparently I need an mri too

and my bf is just in complete and total denial

like what does someone even do with this information

everything I do for a living weighs on my ability to be able to see

not to mention being a mother........

[fornicated]

so I finally went to the eye doctor

apparently I have optic atrophy in my left eye and there’s a chance I might completely lose my vision in that eye sometime down the line

I’m depressed as fuck about this

I don’t understand what caused this

it’s just my fucking luck tbh

[fornicated]

tumblr setting the house on fire to get rid of a snake instead of calling animal control is perfectly in character tbh

[fornicated]

[fornicated]

Britney Spears, iconic t-shirts

[fornicated]

[fornicated]

I do adult cpa on a big porn account I run on here and I’m fucking pissed over tumblr’s December 17th decision. what the fuck. this constant and never ending war against sex/sex work is messing with a few of my hustles.

[fornicated]

hate that I relate

[fornicated]

SHOUT OUT TO EVERYONE WHO STILL TRIES TO GET BACK INTO THE SWING OF THINGS AFTER DEPRESSION HIT THEM HARD. THERE ISN’T ENOUGH RECOGNITION FOR THOSE PEOPLE WHO KNOW THAT THEY’RE GOING TO LOSE INTEREST AND MOTIVATION AGAIN BUT PUSH THEMSELVES TO DO STUFF ANYWAYS. YOU ARE FIGHTING A DAILY BATTLE WITH YOUR OWN THOUGHTS AND YOU’RE STILL COMING OUT ON TOP, YOU’RE ALL BRAVE AS FUCK