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what "no sugar added" should mean: the natural sugars of the other ingredients like fruit are the only source of sweetness in this product
what is actually means: we added a fuckton of artificial sweeteners
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someone in the alley outside my apartment just yelled “i love you” :( i know it wasn’t for me, but i love you too
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I don't think my body realizes how healthy my labs say I am
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"No Wars, No Borders, No Nations.
Only Class Solidarity"
Seen in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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stained glass snoopy at redwood empire ice arena, 2007.
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I think we all need some soup right now. Reblog to give prev a bowl of their favourite soup.
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new rule you have to live to be 34. you cant kill yourself until you turn 34. jesus died at 33 you can do better
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Claiming he could easily fit into a similar position at most companies, local CEO Mike Waltke told reporters Monday that his skill set was transferable to any job that requires an inept dumbass to receive a big salary. “I have the incompetence necessary to effortlessly transition into a role at any company that yields a seven-figure income,” said Waltke, adding that as long as a business pays him millions of dollars a year, he’ll adapt quickly with his long resume of botching simple tasks and making stupid fucking decisions.
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being trans in America sucks so bad rn. you wake up, you see the news, you've lost more freedom, you get anxious about your meds and surgery, you still have to go to work
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