for research purposes if you are bisexual reblog and tell me what your phone case looks like
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unfortunately i Do feel better when i clean my living space and eat enough fruits and veggies and go outside and generally remember i am a mammal :| real pity that knowing this does not make it easier to do those things
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honestly i dont need therapy i need a machine to go into my body and manually stretch all my muscles and crack all my joints and then i need the machine to go into my brain and deep clean it with soapy hot water
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is there anything worse than feeling a drip of sweat down your buttcrack
anyway how's everyone doing today
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"I'm drawn to things I don't understand."
Joan Watson & Jamie Moriarty (Elementary, 2x12)
@lgbtqcreators 鈥斅燾reator bingo / black & white
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I tipped the girl at the dispensary 25% because she was cute and nice to me and had a gay haircut and a nose ring
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if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away聽
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tell me in the tags the shoes you wear most often because why not
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who fuckin decided I should have to work on my period
WHO
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