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forta-ver · 13 minutes
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have you ever thought about entering into a cat show?
with THIS?????
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the continued adventures of an internet user who was frozen in 2004 and defrosted in 2021: some things are just the way you left them
previous 2004 internet user comics are here: one, two, three, four, five; or just in my 2004 tag
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forta-ver · 15 minutes
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never gonna stop thinking abt how i drunkenly stumbled over to this 40/50 year old butch lesbian at a gay bar and said “you’re everything i want to be” only for her to give me the warmest hug i’ve ever received in my life and tell me that was the best compliment she’s ever received.
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forta-ver · 16 minutes
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every time i ask people if they do any new years resolutions its all ooooo i dont like making them bc i fail or ohhhhh no i couldnt keep up wiht that and then when they ask me and i tell them about Pasta Quest (i am eating as many different pasta shapes as possible in the space of a year) or when i did Fruit Adventures (every time i saw a fruit i had never eaten before id get one and eat it and read the wikipedia article about it) theyre like hang on i forgot you can make Fun Ones i want a fun one
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forta-ver · 2 days
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Y'all've heard of Mama K, now get ready for Grandma K
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forta-ver · 2 days
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when i say "romanticise the ordinary" i don't mean "hide all aspects of your life that do not fit under some kind of aesthetic" but rather "strive to find beauty in all the little things because i promise you, happiness can be found everywhere"
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forta-ver · 2 days
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hey. do any of you trans/autistic mfs wanna see a baby werewolf
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forta-ver · 2 days
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You can donate to the Palestine Children's Relief Fund for as little as $1.00.
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There is a fee you can choose to apply to cover processing.
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Which if you choose to do leaves you with a total of ~$1.35 (USD) depending on the type of card you have.
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PCRF has a score of 97% on Charity Navigator.
Adults and children alike are currently dying in Palestine due to starvation. (World Health Organization Link)
The Gaza Strip is one of two places in the entire world that is categorized as Phase 5 (the highest phase) on the Integrated Food Security Phase Classification scale.
So even if you think it isn't enough, remember that donating even as little as $1.35 helps! It's $1.35 they wouldn't have had otherwise. So donate if you can. 🇵🇸
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forta-ver · 2 days
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Preliminary sketches of Zib from the Booze-o-meter "1 million" goal,
Just a lot of pencil drawings of a scrungly ass #Lackadaisy cat (also some life studies a horse doodle because this is all in one sketchbook)
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forta-ver · 2 days
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"Oh, you cheeky pup! That might scare someone else, but I know what naughty boys need…"
Typhus just entered Act 3 and he's… well, he's been pretty civilized by "unrepentant durge" standards! By now the party is almost used to his little quirk of going off about blood and bones to any stranger who seems like-minded. Ty-Ty's trying his best to walk just up to the reeking edge of temptation and give it a big whiff.
I'm trying to settle on exactly how to draw him. And YES, every time I have to do his tattoos I curse my bloodline for birthing me.
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forta-ver · 2 days
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STOP no more live-action remakes. We're going the other way now. Animated Casablanca. Animated The Godfather. Animated Oppenheimer. Animated Fight Club.
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forta-ver · 2 days
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IQ people really believe that countries of millions of people are mentally impaired as a whole and they still think it's any meaningful way to measure inteligence. IQ is perhaps one of the worst concepts ever concieved, there is no redeemable scientific or social value to it, it should have been left in the trashcan of pseudoscience with phrenology and homeopathy
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forta-ver · 2 days
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forgot i had the ancient arrows equipped and accidentally sent this man to eeby deeby
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I am totally hooked again on the funny train twins since I saw a cosplay pair at the convention last weekend! And then I saw @critterbitter s submas blog and I fell all over in love again, with these two. qwq
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forta-ver · 2 days
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It’s crazy how low self-worth fucks with peoples lives
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More Arrow Bard Previews!!
Previews/Packs and Patreon Exclusives are coming for both my Patreon and His..
Models: Me + @blumineck
Photographer: Me/The Remote Camera Trigger.
If you want to help support me and get awesome stuff like early access/polls & pose requests Become A Patron / DA Subscriber or you can check out my Ko-Fi store for exclusive stock!
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