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i would love for my friends to follow me on tumblr but then they'd have to see my porn and neither of us want that

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(petting you gently and whispering in your ear) you’re so fucked. it’s over for you

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even if sex scenes did only exist to make you horny (a ridiculous take that only exists in the minds of those bereft of analytical skills when it comes to film) ... even if that WAS true

"horny" is still a real and legitimate human experience to invoke. "this scene is there to make the viewer horny" yeah, and? the scene after is there to make you sad. film is just a bunch of scenes trying manipulate your shriveled up heart into feeling emotions, just embrace it

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i loooove drinking water the fuuuuck… i could drink it every day if i had to

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in junior year of highschool my art teacher would let our ceramics class play music of our choice off of her desktop. we usually used spotify or youtube but she did have one album downloaded on her computer. it was a halloween sound effects/ambience collection. i dont remember why she had it. there was a track on there called "burning screams" which was exactly what it sounds like. just a cacophony of screams alongside crackling fire. she only let us play it on very special occasions, and we would cheer and jump with joy every time. it was like a pizza party to us

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STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

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my problem ofc is that i’m a massive massive flirt and i love sadism and kissing and i don’t like sex. i wanna hit on you and grope you in the bar and dig my nails into your thigh so hard it bruises or draws blood and then go Okay get home safe, it was great seeing you!

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I love talking about a sub as if it's not in the room. Just ignoring whatever it says, while still making it clear with my eyes and occasionally my hands that I know it's there. Talking about things I plan to do to it. Telling my conversational partner the best ways to touch it. Rambling about the types of noises it makes. All the while never quite meeting its gaze, never quite responding directly to anything it says, and never quite letting it get away.

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Anyway, unrelated to anything, like I'm, like, fairly good at pretending to be normal but, like, how do you tell someone "I really wanna hold you down or tie you up so you can't get away and then feel every inch of your skin first delicately with the tips of my fingers then gently scratching with my fingernails and then smoothly with my tongue and teeth before moving on to more violently grabbing and pulling and groping and seeing how much of your interior I can deduce from that alone and I'd cut you open too to look further if it didn't put a deadline on the amount of time I'd get to have you."

I feel like there's just no way to express that that even begins to come across as normal. I don't think that's even a particularly weird type of desire for me. It's just about average, really. Anyway, uh, yeah, crushes are pretty cool and fun to play with, yeah.

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The Anxious Sadist wants to know if it's punching you adequately enough. If it wasn't you'd let it know, right? You're not mad at it for not hitting hard enough right it can do better.

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i do not "queue". i do not use "peak posting times". i do not "stagger" my art. i post it and then bury it myself. and if it doesnt get notes? i rb it again

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if youve ever heard of weird polycule drama u gotta understand its less 'poly people are bad partners' and more 'statistically if you have five girlfriends thats like 5x the likelyhood of one of your girlfriends doing something batshit" . like thats just basic math. rollin the dice. you hit the snake eyes buddy. sorry try again.

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i'm not a fan of drinks culture because a lot of drinks lovers look down on water... like oh, you only have water? and i think that's a crime. water is so good... i love water. but also, a little tasty drinky? delicious, you know?

but i see it as a sort of fun break from water, when really... water is that girl. she's my wife that i'm in an open marriage with, to where sometimes i need a little silly fling with a different beverage, but we all know that the true heart and soul of the human experience is in water, my wife.

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society will tell you that being a sadist is cringe and problematic and bad. but it is actually extremely brave and sexy. never forget this

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