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                      various lyrics from panic! at the disco’s album vices & virtues                               feel free to change pronouns /  banner credit

“there’s nothing wrong with just a taste of what you paid for.”

“tell me i’m right.”

“give me a sign.”

“i want to believe.”

“i’d pay to see you frown.”

“i want you to catch me like a cold.”

“i am all alone.”

“no more clothes.”

“kiss me.”

“they know, i know.”

“i believe that half the time.”

“fix me.”

“i’ll take anything.”

“where’d you go?”

“i misss yesterday.”

“if i ever leave i could learn to miss you.”

“let me save you.”

“i may never sleep.”

“you either love them or i guess you don’t.”

“youre such a pretty thing.”

“so tell me right now.”

“i wanna know.”

“so let’s go.”

“i’m ready to live.”

“i’m ready to go.”

“you either get it or i guess you wont.”

“what does it really mean?”

“there’s a million ways it could go.”

“it was always you.”

“leave me alone.”

“only for you.”

“you’re gonna let it eat you away.”

“i could replace her.”

“i meant everything i said that night.”

“i will come back to life.”

“only for you.”

“well, i’m still alive.”

“i was fine, living on my own.”

“you called and changed it all.”

“you fooled me once.”

“she lives in her world so unaware.”

“does she know that my destiny lies with her?”

“are you saving me?”

“waking up to a kiss and you’re on your way.”

“i really hoped that you would stay.”

“you left and went your own way.”

“i don’t mind, take your time.”

“i’ve got things to do besides sit around and wait for you.”

“i hope you do too.”

“it’s killing me inside.”

“i think i’m right.”

“they asked for it.”

“it’s the only thing that makes me feel as good as you do.”

“where does it go?”

“there is a “get out of jail” card if I can think of something clever.“

"your drinks are all gone.”

“i will still be here.”

“wishing and waiting for you to come home.”

“fighting like hell for you.”

“come on, you can do this.”

“don’t get yourself down.”

“pace yourself.”

“why would you bring me in?”

“my pretty little angel.”

“she counts on starts.”

“don’t hold your breath.”

“i can only hope it is true.”

“every little thing i do for love.”

“i’m missing every one.”

“i wanna be loved.”

“i wanna be more than you’re thinking of.”

“i got so sick of being on my own.”

“the devil won’t leave me alone.”

“i found a friend.”

“i set my expectations high so nothing ever comes out right.”

“ill figure it out.”

“who needs time?”

“turn off the lights.”

“i’ve got my heavy heart to hold me down.”

“my head’s in the clouds.”

“i’m taking every chance i got.”

“so sick of wasting all my time.”

“i need a little sympathy.”

“I’m not a betting man but this is a sure thing.”

“so many places that you might say i’ve seen it all.”

“everything i do is bittersweet.”

“you could tell me secrets that i’ll probably repeat.”

“i’m not trying to hurt you.”

“i guess that is how it’s got to be.”

“all that hate is gonna burn you up.”

“keeps me warm at night.”

“it’s certainly worth it.”

“i have got an insatiable desire for your insides.”

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Reblog if you love all of your rp partners <3

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ok so i still have no motivation to be here but i want to write. mutuals hmu on di.scord

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ok so i still have no motivation to be here but i want to write. mutuals hmu on di.scord

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@hellraiised said : but does he own heelies?

yes of course. he isn't a Fool. except for the time he tried to wear heelies on his board and ended up breaking his elbow

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yea hi ! i know i haven't been here but i needed to say something

consider : mikey skateboards. like all the time. he's That Guy

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reblog this if you actually like following me.

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(   *   &.   SHIT  MY COWORKERS  HAVE  SAID  /  SENTENCE  STARTERS .

‘  and i’m done. adios, bitches!  ’

‘  be nice or i’ll push you off the ladder.  ’

‘  butterflies are not your friend.  ’

‘  did you also know that bad people do bad things sometimes?  ’

‘  did you know that sometimes vin diesel can come into your work and shoot up the place with a machine gun?  ’

‘  did you seriously just leave to go look at a bug outside?  ’

‘  dinosaurs and penguins are the same thing, right?  ’

‘  don’t come in the bathroom, i’m currently dying.  ’

‘  emo sing-along time!  ’

‘  i didn’t find my courage, but i found john winchester faster than sam and dean did so that’s an accomplishment.  ’

‘  i didn’t push you, you willingly went in!  ’

‘  i don’t like it when someone comes in the bathroom when i’m pooping and poop bombs me.  ’

‘  i fucking suck at math. you should know this by now.  ’

‘  i had a dream i was gay and it was great so i bought this rainbow lighter this morning.  ’

‘  i left my brain at home today.  ’

‘  i threw away your banana and i’m stealing your donut.  ’

‘  if i die eating this vending machine breakfast burrito just know that i think you’re awesome and i will miss you.  ’

‘  in here, your imagination’s your best friend.  ’

‘  is this how the world ends? rainfall? ouch.  ’

‘  it’s that good 2006 emo shit.  ’

‘  i’m always heavily, heavily medicated.  ’

‘  i’m currently having the time of my damn life if you must know.  ’

‘  i’m cute as fuck, but i’m dumber than rocks.  ’

‘  i’m not a fucking baby so stop saying i am!  ’

‘  i’m pissed off because she got pissed at me for no reason.  ’

‘  i’m running behind. my plant got decapitated when i was cooking breakfast.  ’

‘  i’m scared of heights and i want to die.  ’

‘  i’m watching tv, everybody shut up!  ’

‘  i’ve almost died about twenty times total today.  ’

‘  i’ve almost had 39 heart attacks today alone.  ’

‘  let’s get emo up in this bitch.  ’

‘  mad at me? i didn’t fucking do anything.  ’

‘  now i’ve had the time of my life and i owe it all to… this dumb ass job that’s gotta get done.  ’

‘  oh great, i’ll die knowing that the worst worker here loves me.  ’

‘  oh yay… there’s a video…  ’

‘  okay, so you need to be in a bubble today.  ’

‘  she has an octopus tattoo on her asshole and i think that’s beautiful.  ’

‘  she saved my life. i thought there was a spider on my back and she was gonna move it, but it was actually just my hair. she’s a life saver.  ’

‘  she thinks i should be scared of her? i’m not scared of anybody. it’s me they should be scared of.  ’

‘  shove a cigarette in there for the wasps to smoke while they die.  ’

‘  shut the fuck up, you’re always cold.  ’

‘  shut up, i’m making dinosaurs!  ’

‘  someone’s gotta be thrown under the bus and it’s not gonna be me.  ’

‘  someone’s having a hissy fit!  ’

‘  stop stealing my fucking chair!  ’

‘  stop trying to hold my hand, i need to poop!  ’

‘  there are no rules in this place.  ’

‘  there’s no smiling allowed here.  ’

‘  this is actually the day from hell.  ’

‘  this is lawless land.  ’

‘  those noises were coming from you?!  ’

‘  until you get past the first three months, you’re just another cute face to me.  ’

‘  we broke her.  ’

‘  we don’t associate with people named linda. it’s just a rule.  ’

‘  we don’t even know how to function now.  ’

‘  welcome to the island of misfits.  ’

‘  well, i woke up wanting to cry and now i’m here. how’s your day?  ’

‘  what do you need? you’re interrupting my serial killer podcast!  ’

‘  what, you’re not having fun?  ’

‘  what. the. actual. fuck.  ’

‘  when you leave, your cat’s just sluttin’ it up with other people. she probably has a tinder and everything.  ’

‘  you didn’t hire me to be good at math.  ’

‘  you guys, this is a great day.  ’

‘  you pushed me into a box and tried to kill me!  ’

‘  you’re gay too? you’re gonna fit in great here.  ’

‘  you’re gonna die and i’ll laugh when it happens.  ’

‘  you’re gonna wear jeans? look at you getting fancy!  ’

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h-hewwo ??

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Psa to like the 5 people I talk to :

I'm going on vacation for like 9 days tomorrow so I wont be in contact at all !! But !! I promise I'll message yall back as soon as I'm home !

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I highly recommend you follow the person I reblogged this from.

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send my muse “we’re alone now, you could kiss me.” for their reaction.

or— send in your muse’s reaction to mine asking.

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Plot w me while I'm on break

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rip i'm not gonna be on today

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I’M NOT THE FREAK, YOU’RE THE FUCKING FREAK !

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I'm gonna cry who sent me anon love ???

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frxncaise‌:

              “ you did, theodore ! ” angélique protested with a slight whine. their first meeting had occurred when he had tripped her while she went to hug his sister. whether or not it was intentional didn’t matter to her because either way he had tripped her.

“ oh really ? do you believe that i would always fall for you, darling ? ”

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               “ hey, you tripping wasn’t my fault ! i was just standin’ there ! you can’t blame everything on me. ” it wasn’t exactly the best first impression to make on a girl. sure, he had seen her hanging around sandy before, but they had never talked before that moment. it wasn’t his best.

“ of course, i did ! just look at me ! all the girls fall for me. ”