fortresscrabrat
fortresscrabrat
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fortresscrabrat · 11 months ago
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fortresscrabrat · 1 year ago
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so you're telling me the whole time, she was just flipping this guy off?
Random bee behavior fact for those who wish to read, just because I feel like it and because it’s late and I’m stalling on sleeping:
Bumblebees may seem like passive, cuddly, and docile creatures, but they won’t hesitate to defend themselves if they feel as if their warnings aren’t being read or taken seriously.
I.e. the photos and diagram below, when a bee feels threatened they will raise one or more of their legs into the air, signaling to whatever or whomever may be bothering them as a message essentiality saying: “hey, back off, too close!”
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species pictured: bombus pascuorum, bombus impatiens
If their defensive posture goes unnoticed or ignored, they may be pushed into defending themselves by stinging (which is also a stressful experience for not only one such as yourself, but also for the bee.) If you ever find yourself getting close to a bumblebee while taking pictures, walking close to them, or just admiring them, remember this posture! If a bee does this, it is simply asking you to take a step back as it feels it is being threatened.
Now you can understand and use this knowledge to your advantage if you ever come across one in the future. (Of course, because it’s very hard not to anthropomorphize animals, I do have to admit that they do look pretty cute when doing it. Just remember to respect them though!)
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fortresscrabrat · 1 year ago
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Are fedoras really that bad?
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YES YES THEY ARE
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fortresscrabrat · 1 year ago
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My Star Trek friends, reblog with your favourite most ‘out of context’ Star Trek image
I’ll start:
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fortresscrabrat · 1 year ago
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Even more MST3K as textposts since the last one I posted blew up a lot more than I thought it would've
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fortresscrabrat · 1 year ago
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fortresscrabrat · 1 year ago
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my cat somehow took hundreds of selfies on my phone when i was sleeping
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fortresscrabrat · 1 year ago
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gonna post my entire stickman reaction pic collection
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fortresscrabrat · 1 year ago
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fortresscrabrat · 1 year ago
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fortresscrabrat · 2 years ago
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Guy eating pussy but he's got one of those Bluetooth earpieces on and on the other end is a lesbian instructing him how to do it.
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fortresscrabrat · 2 years ago
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Steve Harvey: Name something a man and a woman might do on their wedding night in their bedroom naked.
Contestant: have sex.
Steve Harvey:
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fortresscrabrat · 2 years ago
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another request, if i can. well, a few, so pick your poison! I don't really expect you to draw them all since I imagine you're busy so pick one or two! - Tuk - Tiso - Brumm - Mask maker - Revek (my fav, tbh) - Myla - or Trobbio from Silksong
don't feel pressured to drawing them all, just one or two would be enough for me.
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a page of ballpoint pen brumms :) i love this fellow
(apologies for the others! i have been working on stylising them and might post them in the future!)
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fortresscrabrat · 2 years ago
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imagine searching your whole life for the chosen one who will destroy the matrix and save the human race and you find him and hes fucking keanu reeves
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fortresscrabrat · 2 years ago
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Words cannot express how much I love this bird.
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fortresscrabrat · 2 years ago
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fortresscrabrat · 2 years ago
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: <- a bite mark
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