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OLETHRA, BABY GIRL, YOU HAVE A HEART OF PURE GOLD AND YOU WILL BE PROTECTED AT ALL COSTS

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Trump is a cowardly abuser. A piece of shit.

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marya saying old husbands’ tale instead of old wives’ tale oh it’s too late for me i’m so in love

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something about how maxwell assumes his alter ego by removing layers, not adding them. something about the animal violence held back and smothered by thin layers of civility and rules, like ripling muscles disguised by starched waistcoats, like satin gloves on bruised fists.

something about how rowdiness is something uncouth, of the lower classes, to be avoided by the Nice Well-To-Do Young Men of Gath. something expected of someone like Van, so she has never seen need not to embrace it. something about how Gotches Stay On The Ground, (never get their hands dirty) about how the first word another character used to describe Maxwell was "obedient"

something about how "-well" is a family naming convention, how in the ring he is "the max", no well, no gotch, just him stripped of the ways in which his family seeks to define him.

who are you when you are most yourself?

does it scare you? should it?

something about satin over bruised knuckles. something about taking it off.

im gonna throw up

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You would think that WEALWELL “he’s so solid and so hot’ Gotch, famed for his limber splits and flamboyant personality, would be the gayest gotch brother. Unfortunately Maxwell “oil me up” Gotch is ALSO in the running so it’s a tight battle

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Who knew Siobhan asking for a map would be what would push me to finally make a tumblr post

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i hope luigi mangione is proven innocent & gets to sue a ton of companies for slander and win & i hope he gets enough money to rebuild his life and get any help for his chronic pain that he needs & i hope he’s able to disappear from the public eye entirely if that’s what he wants

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Adaine is wayyyy less of a voice of reason than people think. Don’t let her good grades and British accent distract you from the fact that the first thing we ever saw her do was use all of her spell slots trying to make her sister barf

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The fact that Brennan bullshitted Wealwell majoring in ‘standing’ and then the players took advantage of his ability to stand really good just moments later is phenomenal. These people truly deserve to be getting paid to play Dungeons and Dragons.

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Seeing the bit where brennan says hes quitting dropout to make american girl doll shoes like- HahAh super funny *frantically googling 14 times to to make sure it absolutely is a bit*