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I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.

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carly rae jepsen is throwing bricks at my house but what am i gonna do, stop her?

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I am always thinking about every line of dialogue in the first 50 seconds of Garth Marenghi's Darkplace.

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It's like idk man, I still wash my paint brushes the way my art teacher taught me how a decade ago. I eat tortillas the same way as the ex I haven't seen in years. You can fly to the other side of the world and the shop will play the song your dad played in the car when you were a kid and it still sounds exactly the same. My hair grows funny in one spot because I got a scar on my scalp when I was six.

Sometimes I reach for light switches that aren't there, that have never been there, because I used to live someplace that had a light switch in that spot. And I think maybe life is about repeatedly reaching for light switches that aren't there. In a few years you'll be somewhere else, and you'll reach for the light switches you have now.

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we are the daughters of the women you couldn’t sell to one direction

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this is actually like my third or fourth rodeo so i sort of get it but sort of dont

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Frank discovers homophobia 2025 remaster

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i love finding out what degrees my mutuals have. like what the fuck do you mean you do law? you’re a doctor who blog

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being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like

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a girl who is a noir detective man and a guy who is a femme fatale

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harry potter fans in 2025

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Screaming crying throwing up on the floor

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ppl are rlly trying to defend being on your phone during a movie in the theater what is going on