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I love him

Patrick Jane is the funniest man alive.

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I love him ❤️

THE KILLSUIT 🔪🩸

Michael C. Hall as DEXTER MORGAN

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I’m not joking; I kill people. Whoo. There it is again.

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PATRICK JANE & TERESA LISBON  Scarlet Ribbons

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I could write an entire dissertation on this moment.

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I love this scene so much 😍😍😍

#a totally normal thing to do with your coworker at work

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The fucking caption HALP 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

i want to lick him

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❤️❤️❤️

DEXTER — 01.01 - "Dexter" (2006)

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Omg yes 😍😍😍

He's like if a serial killer vigilante was also a beautiful princess

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Awwww 😍😍😍

Patrick jane 💖

THE MENTALIST | 2.07 “Red Bulls”

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😍😍😍

Michael C Hall how does it feel to be the most beautiful man on the planet

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i don't know why I found it quite difficult to get into dexter, I was putting off watching it for so long, but boy was i missing out big time 😮😮😮

he's weird and dangerous, but also somehow the cutest guy in the room if it makes sense

his voice is silky and tingly, every single voice over of his is literal asmr, like the guy is having the most heated polemic about life and death and about him being devoid of emotion and detached from humanity and here I am snoozing with a smile on my face

he looks good in EVERYTHING but that tight dark green shirt is my personal favorite

He looks hot holding a scalpel

He looks hot killing people

He looks hot covered in sweat

He has broad shoulders

What else huh?

I am so in love with him omg 😍😍😍😍

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I'm so in love with him ❤️❤️❤️

where is all the content for this man on this app (or any app) 🙏🙏🙏 awaken the beast within thouself or whatever shakespeare said 😕😕

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Omg I can't 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dexter is so funny because Dexter Morgan's inner monolog will be like, "I feel nothing inside the only force that drives me is my dark pasasnger" and he'll be making an ain't I a stinker ass face

Meanwhile his sister and his boss are dressed like this

And the only guy who suspects him is looking at him like

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OMG WHOEVER DECIDED HIS CHARACTER SHOULD HAVE LONG HAIR IN THIS: THANK YOU, I LOVE YOU! 😍😍😍

七根心简 | The Seven Relics of Ill Omen E13 ° It's all my fault.

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🥺🥺🥺😍😍😍

how to say "I love you" in x-files [188/?] ⤷ 3.22 — “Quagmire”

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PATRICK JANE & TERESA LISBON Blue Bird