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Iceman: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Maverick: Killed without hesitation.

Iceman: Try again.

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Goose: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...

Maverick: You would eat yourself?

Goose: I wouldn’t even question it.

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Current list of who I write for:

STRANGER THINGS

- Steve Harrington

TOP GUN

- Pete “Maverick” Mitchell

- Bradley “Rooster” Bradshaw

- Jake “Hangman” Seresin

- Bob

- Tom “Iceman” Kazansky

- Fanboy

- Coyote

- Payback

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Maverick: If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con'-

Goose: And the opposite of progress is congress-

Maverick: Then the opposite of constitution is-

Iceman: Let me stop you right there.

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Goose: I have a bad feeling about this...

Maverick: What do you mean?

Goose: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?

Maverick: No?

Goose: That actually explains so much.

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Iceman: We all have our demons.

Iceman, grabbing Maverick: This one’s mine.

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Hondo: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

Phoenix: Rude.

Hangman: That’s fair.

Rooster: Not again.

Maverick: Are you going to want this back?

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Goose: We don't want any trouble.

Maverick: I do.

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Goose: This can’t get any worse now, can it?

Maverick: Sure it can. Just give me a minute.

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Maverick: When I die, donate my entire body to science.

Maverick: Except for my middle finger. Send that to Admiral Kane.

Rooster:

Rooster: Ok?

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Cyclone: Something brought you here, Captain Mitchell. Call it what you will. Fate, destiny- Maverick: Admiral Kazansky.

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Maverick: I wasn’t hurt that badly!

Maverick: The doctor said all my bleeding was internal! That’s where the blood's supposed to be!

Iceman: *eye twitches*

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Hondo: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail.

Maverick: No, it’s my fault. I shouldn’t have used my one phone call to prank call Cyclone.

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Iceman: What’s the first thing you notice when someone tries to overtake you?

Maverick: The audacity.

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ahhh…. Glen being so cuteeee with his chin on Lewis’s shoulder…who’s looking stunned lol. plus pretty Monica and that eyebrow raise by Jay. Love this cast <333 Imagining Hangman being adorable with Bob and Phoenix when he’s drunk and treats them all as his besties haha 

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[texting]

Maverick: Send dudes.

Iceman: Do you mean nudes?

Maverick: I’m in a fight. I need more men.

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When work calls me to ask where I am but I’m in bed daydreaming about hangman