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[fosterhomeau]

Simon: My hair is so alive!

Icky: *smirks* Your hair is dead.

Simon: Just like Roxy is.

Icky: *shocked* Y-You...

Simon: *Realises what he just said* WAIT, ICKY I'M SORRY!

Icky: *slightly sobbing*

Poe: SIMON WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

Simon: *Genuinely guilty* I'M SORRY, IT WAS A COMEBACK!

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Poe: Hey, what's the problem?

Kickin: Math problem...

Poe: Well, I can help you, let me see. *Snatches Kickin's homework* Alright, um... here's a easy one. What's 6 x 3?

Kickin: *silent*

Poe: 6 x 3?

Kickin: I don't know.

Poe: 6 x 3?!

Kickin: I don't know!

Poe: 6 x 3??!!

Kickin: I REALLY DON'T KNOW!

Poe: *pointing at the homework* 6 x 3!

Kickin: I don't know what is it!

Poe: ...get your bunny sister.

Kickin: Why?

Poe: So I can test if you two have the same amount of braincells or did she actually listen in class instead of writing love letters.

Kickin: *Huffs*

Poe: CARROTS!

Hoppy: *runs over* What?

Poe: Homework. *Throws the homework to Hoppy*

Hoppy: *looks at the paper and squints* That's so easy. What's 6 x 3?

Kickin: I don't know.

Hoppy: Dude, our teacher taught us this! What's 6 x 3?

Kickin: I don't know!

Hoppy: What's 6+6?

Kickin: Oh, that's easy. 12.

Hoppy: NOW ADD 6!

Kickin: I DON'T KNOW, WHAT IS IT?

Hoppy: WHAT IS IT?

Kickin: ...

Hoppy: ...get our mom.

Kickin: Huh?

Poe: MOM!

Bouncy: *sprints in the room* Fighting or crime-commiting, which one?

Poe: Kickin's being an idiot. Here. *Hands the homework to Bouncy*

Bouncy: Kickin, I taught you this! What's 6 x 3?

Kickin: I don't know, dinosaur?!

Bouncy: look, if Johnny has 6 x 3 amount of dish soap, HOW MUCH DISH SOAP WOULD HE HAVE?!

Kickin: HOW MUCH?!

Bouncy: HOW MUCH?!

Simon: What's up, guys?

Bouncy, Hoppy and Poe: HOMEWORK! *Thows the homework at Simon*

Simon: Pfft, this is so easy! What's 6 x 3?

Kickin: I TOLD YOU GUYS SO MANY TIMES! I. DON'T. KNOW!

Simon: Ohhhh, I see the situation. Ok, if you have 6 skateboards and I gift you three times of that on your birthday, how many skateboards would you have after the birthday?

Kickin: Well, according to you, you would give me three times of 6 skateboards on my birthday so I would recieve 18 skateboards but since I already have 6 skateboards, that results in me having 24 skateboards.

Simon: There ya go.

Bouncy, Hoppy and Poe: *jaws dropped*

Simon: *smirks* Skill issue.

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Hey! Have yall seen the kpop demon hunters movie?

Bobby: Oh! Uh...yeah! We have! It was so good! I really liked Rumi, she's the best!

Maggie: Nuh uh, Zoey was the best.

Baba: Yall serious? The best character is obviously Mira

Picky: *shrugs* I personally think Bobby is underrated. I thought he would snap since his love for the girls keep getting ignored. But nope, it never happened, shame. He is still my fav character tho.

Hoppy: Is no one talking about the saja boys? They are the real goats in this movie. I mean, I would willingly give up my soul to them, they are so fine~

Crafty: Sp-Speaking of boys, they h-have been awfully quiet.

Baba: Based on my experiences, something dramatic is about to-

Poe: 🎶looking like snacks🎶

Simon: 🎶cause you got it like that!🎶

Kickin: 🎶Woo!🎶

Icky: 🎶take a big bite, want another bite, yeah.🎶

Dogday: 🎶Neoui modeun geol nan wonhae, wonhae, wonhae!🎶

Catnap: 🎶Neo malgon modu pyeonhae, pyeonhae, pyeonhae!🎶

Poe: 🎶When you're in my arms, I hold you so tight, so tight.🎶

Bubba: 🎶Can't let go, no, no, not tonight.🎶

Allister: 🎶Jigeum dangjang nal bwa sogan eopjana🎶

Icky: 🎶Neon naekkeoya imi algo itjana🎶

Touille: 🎶Cause I need you to need me,🎶

Simon, Allister and Poe: 🎶I'm empty, you feed me!🎶

Bubba, Touille and Dogday: 🎶So reeeeefreshing!🎶

Kickin: 🎶My little soda pop!🎶

Maggie: *clapping* Woo! Your idol next!

Allister: Ok...Simon, you owe me 10 cookies now since you agreed on one song for 5.

Simon: Fine, whatever.

Rabie: *giggles* When even the nerd likes it, you know it's super good.

Bubba: I am NOT a nerd! *Pouts*

Simon: 🎶I'll be your idol.🎶

Catnap: 🎶Keeping you in check, keeping you obsessed. Play me on repeat, kkeudeobsi in your head. Anytime it hurts, play another verse, I can be your sanctuary~🎶

Poe: 🎶Know I'm the only one right now,🎶

Allister: 🎶I'll love you more when it all burns down!🎶

Icky: 🎶More than power, more than gold.🎶

Bubba: 🎶Yeah you gave me your heart, now I'm here for your soul.🎶

Simon: 🎶I'm the only one who'll love your sins~! Feel the way my voice gets underneath your skin! Listen cause I'm,🎶

Dogday: 🎶Preaching to the choir! Can I get the mic a little higher?🎶

Kickin: 🎶Gimme your desire, I can be the star you rely on!🎶

Touille: 🎶Nae hwanghol-ui-chwihae, no, you can't look away!🎶

Dogday: 🎶Don't you know I'm here to save you~🎶

Bubba: 🎶Now we runnin' wild!🎶

Simon: 🎶Yeah I'm all you need, I'ma be your idol!🎶

Hoppy: *clapping* That was awesome! The dance was so accurate too!

Simon: *smirks* I know, carrots. That took us weeks of practice.

Bouncy: You kids are like, super obsessed.

Rabie: *grins* Yeah, we know.

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Catnap and Touille's first bonding moment ever:

*few days after Touille arrived, at a McDonald's*

Touille: ...they got pickles on it.

Catnap: They do.

Touille: What if I don't like pickles?

Catnap: Just tell them not to put em.

Touille: I've already placed my order...

Catnap: Mine don't have pickles, let's trade!

Touille: You would do that for me?

Catnap: Absolutely! *takes a bite out of Touille's burger (now his)*

Touille: ...if you have enemies that need taking care of, I would gladly help you.

Catnap: Oh don't worry, I'm a former phychopath, I can do it by myself

Touille: I don't care, you are a treasure.

Catnap: Just because we traded burgers?

Touille: Yeah.

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Simon: *sleeping*

Dogday: *gently prods Simon* psst, Simon.

Simon: *groans and opens his eyes and sees 14 critters next to his bed* What are yall doing here...

Maggie: *shrugs* I wanted ice cream. I told Picky, she told Dogday, Dogday told Kickin, Kickin told Hoppy, so on.

Simon: And you guys came to ME?

Poe: Hmm...yeah.

Simon: It's 3 a.m in the fucking morning, guys...

Icky: *smirks* your point?

Baba: Now get your ass up, we want ice cream.

Simon: Nooooo...get out and let me sleep...

Catnap: *honks an air horn*

Simon: *jolts up* Ah! Ok, ok I'm up!

Catnap: That's what I thought. Now come on and get us ice cream.

Rabie: Good news, Allister isn't here so you only have to pay for...15 critters, including yourself.

Simon: *rolls his eyes* Yeah. And you're saying like it not a big of a deal.

Rabie: It's not. Now be a good boy and take us to the ice cream shop 3 minutes away.

Simon: Just...let me change...

*45 minutes later*

Simon: *eating a chilli flavour ice cream* this is good.

Kickin: *eating a oreo flavour popsicle* Told ya you wouldn't regret it.

Simon: Oh trust me, I do. Oh yeah, and can you guys promise to not tell mom?

Crafty: N-No problem

Hoppy: Our lips are sealed shut!

Poe: We swear on our lives we wouldn't tell mom.

Dogday: Yeah!

Simon: *sighs* Alright. Now let's go home.

*the next morning, at breakfast*

Allister: *grins* Hey mom, did you hear any... weird noises last night?

The others: *heads snapped up*

Icky: *whispers* Oh fuck...

Bouncy: *raises an eyebrow and looks at the others* No, I didn't hear any, why?

Simon: *looking at Allister with a 'Don't you fucking dare' look*

Allister: *smirks* some certain 15 critters sneaked out last night at 3 am to go get ice cream and cane back at like, 4 a.m.

Poe: OH COME ON!

Picky: SERIOUSLY, BRO?!

Icky: BETRAYAL!

Catnap: YOU JUST HAD TO RAT US OUT LIKE THAT?

Allister: *smirks* yes, and I have no regrets.

Bouncy: Alright, you're all grounded.

Allister: *'innocently'* Even me?

Bouncy: Nope, not you.

Simon: I hate my life so fucking much...

Bouncy: *sipping her apple juice* That's another week for swearing.

Simon: Oh come on, mom!

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Bubba: *pretending to be a teacher* What starts with S and ends with K?

Hoppy and Kickin: SUCK!

Bubba: R and W?

Hoppy and Kickin: RAW!

Bubba: Starts with B and ends with B.

Hoppy and Kickin: Bob.

Bubba: *giggling* starts with F and ends with T.

Hoppy and Kickin: FAT!

Bubba: *wheezing* Starts with G and ends with Y.

Hoppy and Kickin: *points at Simon next to them* GAY!

The others: *Wheezing*

Simon: *so done with their shit* I am NOT gay!

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hey maggie, wanna share some candy ^v^

Maggie: Sure~ your candies are my candies, and my candies are my candies!

Dogday: Mags, I don't think that's how sharing works-

Maggie: DID I STUTTER, PEASANT?

Dogday: *whispers* girls are scary...

Catnap: Agreed.

Touille: Yeah, like mom

Bouncy: Oh you have no idea. Advise: never anger a woman unless you want to die early.

Touille: See my point?

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Incorrect quotes #2

Picky: *yawns* I only got 5 hours of sleep last night.

Kickin: That's pathetic! I only got 3!

Poe: I got none. Beat that, fuckers.

Picky: What is wrong with you two?!

-🔥-

Maggie: *barges into Simon's room*

Simon: *jumps in shock*

Maggie: ...

Simon: ...

Maggie: Blueberries are the only blue fruit!

Simon: No they're not- OH MY GOD!

-🔥-

Picky: Ugh, clothes? Thanks mom...

Icky: CLOTHES?! THANKS, MOM! WOOOOO!

-🔥-

Hoppy: You're my assistant, ok? You're supposed to back me up and go get me juice boxes when I tell you to. Now go get me a juice box.

Kickin: You know who you're talking to?

Hoppy: I'm talking to juice box guy.

Kickin: You're crazy!

Hoppy: I'm not crazy, I'm fucking THIRSTY!

-🔥-

Poe (just finished arguing with Allister 30 minutes ago): ALLISTER! WHERE ARE MY SHOES?

Allister: *smirks* in your hands?

Poe: NO! ALL MY LEFT SHOES! THEY'RE GONE!

Allister: They are probably half way across the Pacific Ocean.

Poe: *groans and huffs* I hate you.

Allister: Fascinating. Now let me have my beauty sleep

Poe: OH NO YOU DON'T, GIVE ME BACK MY SHO-

Allister: Goodnight! *Fake snores*

Poe: I KNOW YOUR LAZY ASS AIN'T SLEEPING, WAKE THE FUCK UP!

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Kickin: If Hops and I were both drowning and you could only save one of us, who would you choose?

Baba: Are you telling me you two dumbasses can’t even swim?

Hoppy: It’s a hypothetical question, Baba! Who would you save?

Baba: My time and effort

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I imagine allister would take his siblings down to his old swamp, maybe introduce them to his animal friends and chill. I just like cute stuff like that. :>

Allister: I mean...yeah. I take them there like, once a month. Mostly Baba and Catnap. We just chill together with my lil friends.

Catnap: Yeah. And it would always end up with Ali and Baba sleeping on my tail until sunset, then we go back home.

Baba: It's actually pretty nice spending some alone, quiet time with these two. Plus, it's become not only Ali, but me and kitty's comfort spot too.

Catnap: Hell yeah. I also go there whenever I'm bored, go to a nearby tree and just sit there.

Allister: There's also a small slope nearby for us to sit and play together in. We mostly just chat there. It's cool.

Dogday: We have picnics on the slope too! It's really fun! But it's a bit far from our house so we just go there here and then.

Simon: One time, I threw a yarn ball so far, that Catnap ran up the slope, chasing it while I locked the door.

Catnap: ...I fucking hate you.

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How does DogDay act in this AU? He is the leader of the Smiling Critters in the normal run ver- so I’m wondering

Dogday acts as a leader of thes smiling critters.

Basically, the critters had to separate younger and older when they first arrived at Bouncy's so they made two groups, in which they gave a name for the group. The younger ones being 'the smiling critters' and the older ones being 'the nightmare critters'. So yeah, that's how they formed those two groups.

Dogday is the one who is the leader if the smiling critters even tho Catnap is a year older than him. Dogday organises some small hangouts with the smiling critters since their older siblings are not interested most of the time. He is in charge of making sure everyone is safe and makes plans for playing, whilst Catnap is the protector.

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ngl birds are pretty cute

*pets kickin' and Poe on their floofy heads*

Kickin: Hehe, thanks, man! I know I'm cute *grins smugly*

Poe: *a bit flustered* Uh...thanks, dude. *smiles*

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*slaps down a large block of cheese* C H E E S E

Touille: Ooh, cheeeeeeese!

Picky: Tou! You can't eat so much cheese! It's bad for your-

Touille: *eats the cheese WHOLE*

Picky: ...

Touille: What?

Poe: You're probably gonna die or choke, that's what.

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Who will most likely start a food fight in the school cafeteria?

*at school*

Icky: Finally, it's lunch time, bro! I'm so fucking hungry!

Allister: I just want to sleep...

Rabie: Omg, guys, you have no idea how much gossip I heard today! Where's Dragon Boy?

Hoppy: He's probably talking to his lame ass friends.

Simon: *talking to the cool kids, then sees his siblings* Sorry, guys. Gotta go! *Runs over to the table* Hey losers.

Bubba: Hey Simon! Where have you been?

Simon: Chillin. With my new friends. Ugh, I haaaate school lunch.

Picky: Well you better eat it unless you wanna starve.

Simon: Shut it. I would rather starve then eat this shit.

Kickin: *smirks and throws a meatball at Hoppy*

Hoppy: HEY!

Dogday: Come on, you two, no fighting.

Hoppy: And what makes you think I'll listen to you? *Squirts some ketchup on Kickin*

Kickin: Ah! Oh that's it! *Throws spaghetti on Hoppy*

Icky: *smirks* FOOD FIGHT!!! *throws his small pizza slice on Baba*

Baba: YOU LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER!

Other students: *going crazy, throwing food around*

*35 minutes later, in the principal's office*

Bouncy: *hand on her forehead* You guys did NOT start an all out food fight.

Touille: *whispers* spoiler alert, we did.

Bouncy: *sighs heavily*

Principal: Ma'am, your kids were throwing food around, squirting juice everywhere, and caused chaos in our cafeteria.

Bouncy: Look, I am so sorry for this. I can pay if any damages were done.

Principal: No, there is no need. But your kids will be suspended for a week, and the rabbit and the chicken will get 2 weeks of suspension for starting the food fight. The dragon will be suspended for 3 weeks since he flew up, teamed up with like, 10 classmates and dropped food everywhere.

Bouncy: Understandable.

Principal: Alright. You may be dismissed now, kids.

*at home*

Bouncy: You're all fucking grounded.

Catnap: Aw come on.

Bouncy: Go to your rooms.

Rabie: But-

Bouncy: Now.

Simon: *groans* Whatever.

The critters: *goes to their rooms*

Bouncy: *mutters* How many times had they did this? 13 times?

Kickin: *from his room* Actually, this is the fifteenth time.

Bouncy: You shut your mouth.

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Kickin and Hoppy, why did you decide to steal Simon's pendant in the first place? (Yes, I remembered that little incident)

Hoppy: Cuz it was fun, duh.

Kickin: Yeah. Plus, we don't give a fuck if we're burnt to ashes.

Hoppy: speaking of that pendant... *holds up the dollar sign pendant, smirking*

Kickin: We have this lil guy right where we want it.

Hoppy: Yeah. And that Simon moron didn't even noti-

Simon: HOPPY, KICKIN! GET YOUR ASSES HERE BEFORE I SEND THEM TO A GRAVE!

Kickin: NEVER, IDIOT!

Hoppy: *giggling* RUUUUN! *Sprints away*

Kickin: *follows her*

Simon: *fuming but smiling* I'M GONNA BURN YOU INTO ASHES!

Hoppy: HEARD THAT A MILLION TIMES!

Kickin: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO SAY NEXT, DIMWIT?

Simon: THAT'S IT! *tackles them both*

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(Hey guys. So since I have summer school and also a lot going on rn, I won't be posting that often until maybe August. So...yeah. I'll do my best to post. Byeeeee! 😁)

[fosterhomeau]

I've heard that Allister Gator had cheated on the test. This gives me a question: Who else is likely to cheat? (Whether it's a test, a game, or something similar)

Kickin: For a game? Definitely Icky, 100 fucking percent.

Icky: *'innocently'* What do you mean, bro? I never cheat!

Picky: *snorts* dude, you literally cheat in every single game we play.

Rabie: You literally cheated in Uno, Monopoly, tag, hide and seek, musical chairs... Heck, you even cheated in chess!

Icky: It's not my fault you dumbasses fall for the 'What's that behind you' trick.

Allister: I cheat a lot. And when I say a lot, I mean every, single exam. I would legit rather practice cheating for 5 hours a day than study for an hour.

Kickin: *snickers* classic Allister.

Allister: *smirks* Like you're any different. Mr 'I love simping for 17 girls at once'

Kickin: Am not!

Allister: Are too!

Baba: You're all a bunch of idiots... that's what you are.

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Wait, Rabie knows the critters' crushes? How did she know? Did she overhear everything they said?

Rabie: I just know. Plus, I may have done a little research. Where? On their social media, eavesdropping, their diaries-

Touille: Excuse me, WHAT?!

Allister: You read our diaries?

Dogday: How'd you even find mine?!

Rabie: *smirks* Whaaaaat~ we're siblings! Privacy isn't a thing!

Bobby: You can't just do that!

Crafty: I-I don't have one tho...

Picky: Neither do I.

Rabie: Yeah. It took me almost 20 minutes of searching to realise you two don't have diaries. Thanks a lot for wasting my precious time, you two.

Icky: Don't change the subject, fuckface. Why did you read our diaries?!

Rabie: Oh come on, froggy. My mouth is sealed shut!

Kickin: That is the most obvious lie you have ever told.

Baba: Wait, did you read every, single, entry?

Rabie: Duh.

Simon: FUCK! Did you read my diary entry #142?

Rabie: *snorts* Hell yeah. That one was unforgettable.

Hoppy: I want to kill you.

Maggie: I want to stab you.

Baba: I want to shoot you.

Poe: I want to hire a fucking hitman on you.

Rabie: Oh sh-

Allister: GET HER!

Rabie: *already running away*

[fosterhomeau]

Simon, this may sound stupid (which is why this ask is anon), but can dragons fart fire?

Simon: What the- No!