So I live for newsies, marvel, a little DC, hockey, singing, bikes, and anything that will make me laugh. Oh! and grilled cheeses. those are life.
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hey does anyone wanna do the funniest thing ever
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if you ask me, the guy who put the sword INTO the stone should be king, not the chucklefuck who got it out.
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Leonid Pasternak (Ukrainian, 1862–1945) - The Torments of Creative Work
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idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol
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i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.
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Okay this is the cutest moment.
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I hurt my back pretty reasonably at work today and unfortunately I couldn’t stop laughing because my first thought was “workplace injury barbie”
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