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recontextualizing fry and leela as an annoying but earnest twitch streamer and his inexplicably hot and intimidating girlfriend

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nurse leafpool 🍃🍂

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i do love that you can name pets pretty much anything. with children you have to be reasonable but with pets you can just do anything. you can name your tortoise panopticon

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Horse breed of the day: Pega Mule

Height: 13 -16 hh

Common coat colors: Various chestnuts, bay, grey and roan

Place of origin: Brazil

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Hi. Angel on your shoulder here. It's totally ok to kill that guy

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i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

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I'll give this much to Americans: we really are impossible to satirize.

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You've been turned into an animal

Spin the wheel to find out which

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notice how it's "with mama" and not "with papa". even in a fake cutesy tumblr scenario, she took the fucking kids. <- what I imagine i'd be posting as a divorced dad on tumblr

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"i don't care if they make their whole way though uni with chatgpt" i think you guys are so internetpilled that you have forgotten there are actual jobs out there that require people to know what they are doing in any way possible or else people die

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today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

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transphobes prentending to care about trans women's voices but they condemn any sort of attraction and public affection to trans women and quickly harass every openly sexual trans woman on the internet until she stops displaying any form of sexual expression, our sexuality gets policed, we get told what is okay and what isn't okay to draw and say and what to allow your partners to draw as to not be called problematic. The identity politics entirely used against us to police us and to subjugate us and to erase us and to make us as untouchables of the society, a group of people who cannot be touched, talked about or simply loved without severe social backlash from people who claim to protect us, but never actually listen to us or engage with us other than condemning us and people who engage with us wrong

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just saw my first ghibli movie. anyone else think the food in these looks good as fuck? 😋😋😛

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girlfriendsssss 💥💥💥

(ignore the banana)