“how could you be so stupid” well you know what. its really not that hard
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The Five Human Sacrifices
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me, making a phone call: god i hope they don’t answer
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“Temporary stitches” all stitches are temporary if you have a pair of scissors and aren’t a coward
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Hey, want me to draw you something special?
So something I find very funny is that my most popular post ever by far is about that time the archiving company I work for was digitizing a bunch of porn, at a time when that particular company is essentially phasing out my department without formally laying me off or in fact giving me any sort of clear information about whether I still have a job. Conveniently, I'm also recovering from surgery and can't pick up any gig work that requires me to lift objects or drive. So! I am taking commissions! I am basically always available for commissions, but especially now!
If you would like to commission me, my prices, samples, and contact info are on my website, here!
I am very fast and my prices are reasonable. I also have prints of many of my illustrations, including all of the cards I've completed so far for my tarot project, on my INPRNT store here! There's even a sale happening at the time of this writing, so it's a great time to get yourself some prints! Thank you for reading this! Tell your friends!!
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“what if people transition and then regret it?” ok. let’s do that with everything. no more straight marriages until the heterosexual divorce rate is below the detransition rates
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I think the hardest part of pet loss for me is still feeling like I need to talk about it, almost a month later. But I also feel like I'm just saying the same things over and over, and I know they haven't really helped me feel better, so I simultaneously don't want to talk about it.
Grief is weird.
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If grief is all of the love that has nowhere to go, then I have a lot of it.
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Coming home is hard when I don't get to see your face anymore 💔
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weirdest side effect of the pandemic is how many people i know who get sick and say 'but my covid tests are negative so i should be fine' like you know other illnesses. exist. right.
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haters will try to convince you that theres only two months left of 2022 but really we are still in 2019 in every way that matters. 2023 means nothing to me
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