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i feel like we dont point out that its christian doctrine that god thinks we all deserve to burn for eternity for the crime of being born and the only way he'd forgive us is if we completely and utterly devote our lives to him. what a fucking prick.
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reblog for something t4t to happen to you this summer.
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"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."
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garrus showing up to shepard’s room before the omega 4 relay
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Me: I would fight your siblings and win Momther: That's not needed, but I appreciated it Me: Big Sis and Twin will back me up Momther: I know Me: We'd leave Aunt K alone, though. She's not done anything wrong, right? Momther: Right Dadster: Would you fight my siblings? Me: Your sisters, yes. I'd win, though not unless I had a weapon Dadster: And my brother? Ne: In what world has your brother, an absolute teddy bear of a man, done anything to me warrant fighting him? Dadster: Hypothetically Me: Hypothetically? He'd crush me. I would lose to Uncle R in a fight and he wouldn't even break a sweat Dadster: You calling yourself weak? Me: I'm just saying he's strong than me Momther: You calling my siblings weak? Me: Without question
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It's impressive how Neil Gaiman vanished from the internet. Wish Rowling would do the same.
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Personally I'd argue something went RIGHT
What was the original purpose for this website because something went wrong along the way
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