let's make pancakes together while I scream the lyrics to the hit song "Accidentally in love" from the underground movie Shrek 2 // 22 // she/her
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Hey I got something for you.,,..,.,,
pib ^^
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can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??
a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.
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‘We need more loud, unashamed queers’ yes but some of you can’t even seem to handle a bisexual woman liking men.
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in honor of the Lilo & Stitch remake being a huge piece of shit here's a comic about what the original meant to me as an 8 year old
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Happy Pride! Have some wizards!
I'm really happy with how these came out, so I hope you guys like them too :)
If you want, you can also get them on stuff at my redbubble!
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Crazy thing about #healing #recovery Small Victories is when you'll have some shit going on that's like, saying this would involve admitting how you used to be doing. You know? Like hey guys good news I'm gonna change my bedsheets this year
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I don’t know how to embed a video on here, but this quote so poetically explained a concept I couldn’t put into words.
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me: hey so how far does your 'all-seeing' sight extend?
the many eyed creature in my basement: ARE YOU ASKING BECAUSE YOU TRIPPED ON YOUR OWN SHOELACES IN THE FOYER AND FELL ON YOUR FACE?
me: oh... so you saw that... :(
the many eyed creature (trying to be nice): ................ NO.
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