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“If it’s about a dad dating other dads, how come some of them have kids???”

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me: [listens to a new song]

my brain, upon receiving one single hit of Döpamine™: we shall listen to only this until we have wrung every last neurotransmitter out of it

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I had a dream that they changed the material handcuffs were made of to this metallic gold colour and people kept trying to get arrested in sonic cosplay so they could, quote, “get those rings” and it was the hottest craze on the internet for a solid two months and basically every location in the western world banned sonic cosplays and sonic ended up being a symbol for anarchist ideology.

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i love succulents bc the way they grow is almost little kid logic. break off a bit of plant, stick it in the dirt, grow new plant

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LGBTQ+ Pride Beanies from SpacerobotStudio

LGBTQ+ // Transgender // Genderfluid Bisexual // Asexual // Aromantic Genderqueer // Pansexual // Nonbinary Agender // Lesbian // Demigirl // Demiboy

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Hidey-hoo~! It’s a girl! I’ve recently posted Pride Potion Stickers to my Redbubble! Feel free to check them out~!

Also if there’s a flag you want me to add, hit me up~ ;)

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Bulbasaur: *squeaks*

me, sobbing: fucking superb, you funky little cabbage

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vampires who adopt each other into very specific family roles

“so I know I’m like a century older than you but you give great advice and you knitted me a sweater that one time, will you be my grandma?”

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has there been a scene in a corny action movie where someone in court is like “i plead…… the second” and then pulls out a gun and wastes the judge

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my friend told me this today and i’m actually fucking heartbroken what the fuck

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Just saw the headless horseman on skyrim but he was on foot running after his horse.

God I love this game.

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listen idk I’m thinking about how before new moon came out it was like….every single news story was debating on whether or not they should keep taylor lautner as Jacob, because he wasn’t buff enough, and the film studio and the general public essentially pressured him into doing insane diets and workout routines just so he can keep a role he already won, just because no one would even entertain the character looking slightly different than described, and it was treated as this great thing, like damn, he really pulled it off!!! he’s hot now!!! he can keep the part!!! and that’s just so fucked up like. he was fucking 15 years old??? they spray painted abs onto Robert Pattinson in the same film. Taylor Lautner was LITERALLY A FIFTEEN YEAR OLD and practically the entire world slammed him for not having an unreal body, and then once he obtained one grown ass women were drooling over him like a piece of meat for the rest of his teenage years. what the fuck. 

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“being into (genuinely harmless thing which annoys some people but isn’t actually hurting anyone) is kinda cringe lol”

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2016: Pokemon Go

2020: Pokemon Sleep

2021: Pokemon Drink Some Water

2023: Pokemon Try and Eat More Veggies

2025: Pokemon Heal from Trauma (It’s Not Your Fault)

2028: Pokemon Awaken Your Third Eye

2030: Pokemon Achieve Enlightenment

2045: Pokemon Ascend to a Higher Plane of Existence

2050: Pokemon Diamond/Pearl Remake