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Do you think John Green uses John Bean? Or Hank Bean?

Genuinely surreal that my brother @edwardspoonhands, despite having eighteen jobs and making six videos a week et cetera, also co-created the sixth most popular app in the world.

(Good app, too. I use it daily.)

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My younger brother was going on about how he was a big stupid idiot so went “the fuck did you say about my brother you son of a bitch?” and the confused fear stopped the self-deprecation in its tracks so in conclusion I will now be intimidating my loved ones into self-love for the foreseeable future

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Effetto ottico impressionante 😲😉😁

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I am really enjoying reading about the University of Wisconsin chancellor fired after the university discovered all the pornos he and his wife were making.

Generally when someone has a public sex scandal (or “scandal”) you get the standard “I am sorry. I regret it. It was a misjudgment on my part” but this guy is like “fuck you I didn’t do anything wrong. I didn’t violate conflict of interest clauses, you are violating my first amendment rights”

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I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.

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I see a lot of ‘cis’ women say they wish they were androgynous in the way men were or they wish they were pretty in the way men were. This is your sign to go try to do that. You may find you enjoy being an androgynous woman. You may find you no longer identify as a woman. You may find you don’t like androgyny. You will not know until you try. Cut your hair if you’ve always wanted to but have been afraid to. Shop in the men’s section if you’ve been too nervous to. Wear clothing with an androgynous  silhouette. Experiment with binding, take baby steps with compression bras if you want. Wear unisex scents. Live life. Try things you want to try. A lot of cis women do not understand the joys of mens pants and mens deodorant. I think everyone should try both of those things.

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stuffed animal contest

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editing is so funny because it's like "damn, i wrote 'before' two times within three paragraphs. they are going to stone me in the town square for this"

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i'm bisexual because i'm attracted to both flesh and machinery

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The longer I exist as a loudly proudly gay man the more I think that cishet men aren't actually attracted to women.

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My ethics professor once told our class that society justifies hating fat people by saying they overburden the healthcare system but no one uses that excuse to hate high level athletes who also disproportionately use the healthcare system

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Cats getting caught doing crimes

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I was playing Pokémon with my 9yo nephew and I said something abt how “oh this is a legendary Pokémon I don’t think it has a gender” and he said “well wait isn’t dragon type a gender??” Like you know what dude fuck it sure is

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