I need a wheel I can spin every day to tell me my gender
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"you don't have to perform around me" sweetheart i have to perform in front of myself
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i’m so much more than just a hater. i’m also a lesbian.
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i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright
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grant me the serenity to kill you with a brick, the courage to kill you with a brick, and the wisdom to kill you with a brick. amen
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Shirt that says "I've been stabbed here before" and there's an arrow that points to a circle on the shirt
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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth
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