foxtheanon

[foxtheanon]

*a fox sneezes somewhere far away /silly*

"Hi, hello, want a gemstone?"

-@pearl-and-gemstones

Aw, I would love a gem stone. thank you :)

[foxtheanon]

*either way, the fox seems very happy to see Neo again. It leans into his touch happily*

*the fox is back after going missing for a while*

-🦊 anon

Where the fuck have you been?

[foxtheanon]

*judging by the look of the fox…hell?*

*the fox is back after going missing for a while*

-🦊 anon

Where the fuck have you been?

[foxtheanon]

*the fox stops answering, snoozing on the bed like it owns the place*

Open RP Starter

*Neoptolemus looked at himself in the mirror now that he was alone or at least so he thought. He wasn't wearing a binder so he could see his chest. Admittedly, this was the first time he really examined himself since the curse. He should have hated this yet he didn't quite. It didn't feel right and yet it also didn't feel wrong.*

[foxtheanon]

Apologies for the comment, Neoptolemus, but your expression betrays you. You don’t have to label yourself, but it wouldn’t hurt to consider it.

*the fox then trots over to Neo’s bed and lies down on it, making sure to clean itself beforehand.*

Open RP Starter

*Neoptolemus looked at himself in the mirror now that he was alone or at least so he thought. He wasn't wearing a binder so he could see his chest. Admittedly, this was the first time he really examined himself since the curse. He should have hated this yet he didn't quite. It didn't feel right and yet it also didn't feel wrong.*

[foxtheanon]

Are you so sure about the “son” part? Something tells me that you are not certain about that part.

*the fox does the closest thing to a shrug that it can*

I am not one to push, though. Although I do have advice for your predicament, it is up to you to discover your journey at your own pace.

Open RP Starter

*Neoptolemus looked at himself in the mirror now that he was alone or at least so he thought. He wasn't wearing a binder so he could see his chest. Admittedly, this was the first time he really examined himself since the curse. He should have hated this yet he didn't quite. It didn't feel right and yet it also didn't feel wrong.*

[foxtheanon]

I’ve seen many mortals questioning their identity. You are not the first.

*the fox puts its paw on Neo’s foot.*

You are in safe company. What troubles you?

Open RP Starter

*Neoptolemus looked at himself in the mirror now that he was alone or at least so he thought. He wasn't wearing a binder so he could see his chest. Admittedly, this was the first time he really examined himself since the curse. He should have hated this yet he didn't quite. It didn't feel right and yet it also didn't feel wrong.*

[foxtheanon]

*thanks to the power of plot convenience, the fox can speak*

you seem troubled.

Open RP Starter

*Neoptolemus looked at himself in the mirror now that he was alone or at least so he thought. He wasn't wearing a binder so he could see his chest. Admittedly, this was the first time he really examined himself since the curse. He should have hated this yet he didn't quite. It didn't feel right and yet it also didn't feel wrong.*

[foxtheanon]

*the fox appears from the shadows. It sits next to Neo, looking up at him with curious eyes.*

Open RP Starter

*Neoptolemus looked at himself in the mirror now that he was alone or at least so he thought. He wasn't wearing a binder so he could see his chest. Admittedly, this was the first time he really examined himself since the curse. He should have hated this yet he didn't quite. It didn't feel right and yet it also didn't feel wrong.*

[foxtheanon]

*wearing a really big cloak that covers most of his face* Telemachus, I need your help. *his voice sounds strained*

@neoptolemus-son-of-achilles

I- what?? Are you okay?? *really concerned*

[foxtheanon]

*it seems to want to know what he thinks of it (even though it already knows, it just likes to try and get him to admit to being soft)*

*hooks you up to a lie detector*

what is your honest opinion on me? Don’t even think of lying cause this machine will tell me if you’re lying or not

FUCK YOU!

[foxtheanon]

*curious fox noises*

*hooks you up to a lie detector*

what is your honest opinion on me? Don’t even think of lying cause this machine will tell me if you’re lying or not

FUCK YOU!

[foxtheanon]

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

[foxtheanon]

*if the fox was human, it would say “you probably shouldn’t feed wild animals, even though im not wild.” It doesn’t seem upset, though, since it gently takes the bread*

*behold, a fox*

-🦊 anon @foxtheanon

*he looks at the fox, intrigued. He smiles*

“Hello, little fox.”

*he speaks softly as to not alarm the fox incase it runs away*

[foxtheanon]

*the fox, being a very intelligent fox, doesn’t run. Instead, it just looks at him.*

*behold, a fox*

-🦊 anon @foxtheanon

*he looks at the fox, intrigued. He smiles*

“Hello, little fox.”

*he speaks softly as to not alarm the fox incase it runs away*

[foxtheanon]

I just got asked on a date.

*he totally isn't planning the death of the person. He definitely isn't.* Who? What did you say?

[foxtheanon]

*therapist fox is here to prevent a murder*

-🦊 anon @foxtheanon

I don't fucking need therapy.