foxtrot-420
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just passed a guy in the store wearing a shirt that said "I hate being sexy but I'm a chubby bearded man so I can't help it". hell yeah brother
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if you ever look at my blog and wonder “is this guy ok” the answer is YES 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 dont read my posts though
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I imagine having a child that turns out to be therian must be kinda like accidentally adopting a coyote/wolf puppy. Like you were expecting just a normal kid but you ended up with a wild animal sorry :/ it's attached to you now so theres really nothing you can do it definitely can't survive in the wild atp :P
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“no crew, no help, just pure hustle” cut to this poor woman bawling her eyes out. what the fuck is wrong with people? why is this being framed as a good or impressive feat? this person makes below poverty wages already. Burger King meanwhile takes in $27 billion in global revenue every single year. everyone involved in making this woman endure this should be tortured and force fed chicken fries until their heart gives out. fuck this country.
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genuinely fucked up that if i want to interact with someone online i have to say words and have a conversation instead of just mashing my face against them like a cat
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mē, tangō leviter Miētte cum latus pedīs meī: Miētta, dēmovēre ut nōn incurrere in tē
Miētte, cum oculōs ēius magnōs: tū CALITRĀS Miētte? tū calitrās corpus ēius sīcut follis? ēheu! ēheu! carcer prō Mātre! carcer prō Mātre prō Singula Mīlla Annōs!!!!

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“we need a slur for-” the word you’re looking for is insult. those exist. they can be highly effective too
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they're calling it the healthiest way anyone's ever engaged with art
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r/decks is greats “you already know what’s up top”
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i have this unrealistic fantasy in my head where if you calmly and logically explain something to someone perfectly they will understand your position and gain knowledge from the exchange. unfortunately in the real world this does not happen often
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"It took me TWO years to finish this sketch book!" Well that's cuz you're not fuckin sketching. Those are fully painted pieces dawg that's a renderedbook. I've gone through four sketchbooks in my off time this year alone I just draw stupid faces and shit for fun. pussy up like the rest of us and start drawing stick figures with guns
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you’re an older sibling ?? and what for ??? your younger sibling becoming taller than you ????
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